back to article Hm, is that a minefield? Let me just throw my magic bomb-sniffing spinach over there

The humble spinach plant has been elevated into a bomb-sniffing sensor by embedding carbon nanotubes into its leaves. A group of researchers from Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) found that spinach can be turned in a chemical sensor for nitroaromatic compounds – a chemical rarely found in nature, but often found in …

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Botanically interesting. I think it might be missing something in practical terms as a mine detector.

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Borg spinach?

injecting nanoparticles into a biological lifeform. If the spinach begins sprouting ominous looking hardware, RUN.

Of course, I suppose the adaptive shielding WOULD be very practical for surviving the odd mine detonation.

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Headmaster

Re: Borg spinach?

Hmm... plant-tech hybrids taking over the world, was there not a documentary series warning about the dangers of this technology a long time ago?

Ah yes... Jayce_and_the_Wheeled_Warriors

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Stop

Re: Borg spinach?

Isn't it just great when a bunch of neurons started remember the title tune and then you can't get the damn thing out of your head without brain surgery?

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Earworm

Brain surgery not required, simply hum a few bars of the Neighbours theme tune to yourself ...

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Re: Earworm

Fortunately I don't remember the theme tune due to always tuning in too late.

But there is a sort-of cure that I found just recently which only recurs at odd intervals and eventually fades Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box

So - better or worse than a rickroll...?

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Look, get someone to figure out how dogs noses work. Simulation it on wafer. Then put the sensor in my next phone. Job done.

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Unfortunately, my dog has no wafer.

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At least not any more after it woofed it down in one bite.

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Your dog has no wafer ??

How does it wafe ?

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"Then put the sensor in my next phone."

I don't think your selfie stick will be long enough for safety in a minefield.

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You eat the spinach, which gives you big strong arms, then throw the phone into the minefield, which has the added benefit of more profit for Apple et al when you go to replace it.

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Due to a hair lip, my dog is a wafer.

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Meh

Like the man said...

...job done.

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I don't think your selfie stick will be long enough for safety in a minefield.

I read that sentence and immediately thought 'let's send everyone who uses a selfie stick into a minefield'. I know that wasn't what you meant, but I like my idea better

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It doesn't wafe, it strays!

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So how does one inject the nanotubes?

Or plant a pre-treated plant?

Without entering the minefield?

This technique probably has some great applications, but minefield detection is definitely not one of them!

Pollutant detection sounds feasible - plant them around a bunded tanked to spot leaks.

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Re: So how does one inject the nanotubes?

Without entering the minefield?

The nanotubes don't actually do anything. The researchers send an intern into the potential minefield with a syringe of water and instructions to inject the plants, and then watch from a safe distance.

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I don't get it

Using these plants for the detection of chemical nasties around factories or nuclear processing sites makes sense but bomb sniffing? What are they going to do, seed the whole of Afghanistan or the Middle East?

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Re: I don't get it

It's not intended for the Middle East.

such as picric acid

It's for UK secondary schools: plant spinach around the Science Block.

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"seed the whole of Afghanistan or the Middle East?"

Perhaps they should see if the same results occur with the opium poppy as I hear they are grown in abundance out there.

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Re: I don't get it

Kids doing science?! Mumsnet will go berserk...

Won't someone please think of the braindead parents?

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I wouldn't want to be an intern or wearing a red shirt when this goes into field testing.

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Does no-one else care?

I was most thrilled by the Raspberry Pi bit.

Is there nothing the little beauties can't do?

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Re: Does no-one else care?

Tea, Earl Grey, Hot?

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Go

Re: Does no-one else care?

Trust me, someone has made a Rasperry Pi Version of a Teasmade somewhere on the Internet... I guarantee it!

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A 21st century update for that old gag?

Mother: Eat your spinach! There's plenty of kids in war zones who would grateful for that to detect mines!

Sullen brat: Send it to them then - I don't want it!

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And Spinach Harvester now outranks Alligator Wrestler on the World's Most Dangerous Jobs list.

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An even better use

Spinach plants that detect the presence of Brussels Sprouts!

Nobel prize awaits.

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Couldn't resist...

I'm weak at the finish,

Cos AIDS beats out Spinach,

I'm Popeye,

The Dyin' man.. - Drawn Together

One thing with this Spinach mine detector idea, wouldn't it be better in places like Vietnam to spray it from the air in a small area, and see if local plants show the effect as strongly? Because as I understand this you've got to traipse around planting spinach or injecting random plants (some of which are more than capable of taking extreme exception to being touched) in the middle of potential minefields.. Not a job conducive to general health.. While avoiding such lovable critters as Russell's Vipers and Blue Striped Coral snakes..

I've a feeling this one of those "great ideas in the lab but this is real life" situations.

I can't really think of any place to use it.. A nuclear accident, you'd know you were contaminated when you started to melt (or in the case of Chernobyl, the fish got sleepy), a chemical accident like Bhopal - you know when your lungs have climbed out of your chest to complain personally.. It's a clever idea, like the spiders spinning graphene webs but I can see a use for them, for this I just can't.

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There are drawbacks to using plants as chemical sensors, however.

Like the need to plough the minefield to plant them?

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What if

The plants start lying to us, in an attempt to control human numbers?

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Sprinkle any old seeds, pigeons land, mines are detected. As a bonus, pigeon problem is also solved.

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I doubt of pigeons would be heavy enough to trigger the mines.

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That's just the trick -- you mix seed with depleted uranium to make them heavier.

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Just need enough seeds to ensure they become very fat indeed.

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Pirate

That picture

could the El Reg editors have found a photo of someone with a less ghastly smile? No? Thought so ...

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Re: That picture

Hey, I love that smile. I can see her thinking:

"I'm going to ENJOY this lovely green drink."

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OK so let's see if I can find a use for it

Spray solution on area of plants.

Scan with IR camera.

Check for fluoresce

Map fluoresce data to model explosive concentrations.

Caveats.

What the range in concentration sensitivity between plants. Are some in the same species 10x as sensitive as others or more or less the same?

What's the range between plant species?

If they are land mines how do you defuse/detonate them safely?

At present one of those, clever in the lab, not so clever in the field ideas.

But could get better

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Re: OK so let's see if I can find a use for it

> they are land mines how do you defuse/detonate them safely?

You take a step back and then spray the solution in your assistant's eyes

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"using plants as chemical sensors"

I do believe they had great use for that on Giedi Prime. Sounds exactly like the kind of thing that universe would use all the time.

Chalk up one more step to our bold, dystopian future.

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Meh

Seems a tad slow...

Ok, we've got the bomb squad on scene. Plant the spinach. Send in the watering team. Okay, now wait... wait some more... Oh, it's not summer? Let's come back in 6 months and try again. And since fertilizer is full of nitrogen compounds, I wonder how that affects it?

At least when you're done, you'll have the makings of a tasty salad, albeit with some added flavor.

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Bah!

It's like these "scientists" never even read The Day of The Triffids.

Mark my words; this plant-tweaking won't end well.

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Sure no problems there

Microbeads at 10 micrometres are hazardous and collect in the environment and people but 10 nanometre particles will be perfectly safe.

And how can we have a free society if the government and business is monitoring you on a molecular level?

As for the applications suggested we already have solutions for those we just choose not to use them.

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Using spinich is very clever

You don't have to worry about people/animals stealing and eating it.

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So...

I clear the field, dig it over, plant spinach and watch it grow.

If I CAN watch it grow, then there were no land mines in it.

Is that how it works?

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Real life usefulness

I'll be impressed when they can grow a plant from seed that makes it's on nanotubes or whatever. Scatter the seeds from a small drone and then us a sensor equipped drone to spray a die over any area with bomb indications above the background level.

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Re: Real life usefulness

I'm curious why that's better than a metal detector on the end of a long stick?

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