SpaceX to explosion conspiracy theorists: There's no grassy knoll at Cape Canaveral Conspiracy theorists can stop looking for a grassy knoll near SpaceX's Cape Canaveral launch complex: the company reckons it's close to explaining why its September launch failed so spectacularly. The explosion destroyed a Falcon 9 rocket, roughly US$200 million of Facebook satellite payload, and extensively damaged the launch …
The most interesting part is whether this kind of catastrophic material failure can actually be fixed within a given envelope to money, time and cascading design changes.
Oh yes, easy. Don't launch AI-capable Facebook satellites. As long as you avoid suicidal payloads with pain in diodes along their left side all ought to be well.
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Look, everbody knows that Kennedy shot himself in order to prevent a time paradoxon. Now, pass the poppadoms please.
I heard it was just Oswald.
Or maybe Lyndon B. Johnson.
Or the mafia. Could be. There was even a deathbed confession of a sicilian hitman.
Or Smoking Man.
Though I will still go for just Oswald.
Generally all the conspiracy theories make up as if JFK was about to perform the second coming of the Christ. Was he ever. More like Obama the Mad Bomber but with a more active shlong.
"Generally all the conspiracy theories make up as if JFK was about to perform the second coming of the Christ."
He was so hated by so many people that assassination was a worry. A great deal of the military had a great deal of contempt for him - they thought he should have received a court martial rather than a medal for WWII "exploit", and they could never forgive his betrayal of the Cubans at the Bay Of Pigs.
As for myself, his greatest sin was that he had a brother named Edward with none of Jack or Bobbies virtues and all of the family defects, plus one of his own: cowardice.
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