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After another cracking series of summer lectures, we’re planning our next run of talks, and we want you to help us put them together. So whether you want to take the mike, or know someone we simply must speak to, now’s your chance. We’ve had a succession of brilliant speakers over the last couple of years, covering everything …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    No Brainer!

    The Donald or Stephen Fry......or Boaty McBoatface

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Edward Snowden or Julian Assange please.

  3. 1Rafayal

    bombastic_bob

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I've heard that John McAfee will do it for his cab fare and a bag of pork scratchings.

  5. Inspector71

    Has to be....

    amanfrommars1 gets my vote.... A room full of WTF.

    1. Unep Eurobats

      Re: Has to be....

      They did say 'willing to take a flyer'.

      I haven't seen jake around here for a while. He seemed to have had an interesting and varied career.

  6. Banksy
    Paris Hilton

    Dr Hannah Fry

    It's not a good reason but I think she's really fit. She is a lecturer in the mathematics of cities so I'm sure you could come up with a topic.

    Paris because fit.

  7. Scaffa

    I don't want to toot my own horn, but BEEP BEEP my laptops got an SSD and I'm more than willing to talk about it for three hours.

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Meg Whitman

    I heard she has a thing for Paul Kunert...

  9. m0rt Silver badge

    Andrew Orlowski

    He should talk about his record shop. I would like to hear about this...

    Failing that, !Bong should talk about imagineering a new virtual industry that delivers wishes for cold, hard IOUs.

    1. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

      Re: Andrew Orlowski

      Failing that, !Bong should talk about imagineering a new virtual industry that delivers wishes for cold, hard IOUs. ..... m0rt

      Sharp, wide boy, Parliament business practice is nothing new, m0rt. There ITs ugly actors and state agents have been promising and failing spectacularly to deliver the moon and stars and better lives for one and all, literally for ages.

      And now they are all wondering why they are no longer believed in and considered more as the problem to be eradicated rather than solution to be embraced.

  10. Bill M

    Paul Mason & George Osbourne

    Paul Mason & George Osbourne. Start with 5 minutes of debate and general purpose insults, then fisticuffs until the first one cries and loses.

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    how about Destroy All Monsters?

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Tim Sweeney / Paul Teutul Jr

    Tim Sweeney (Epic): <Concerns about Windows-10 / UWP / Windows Store>

    Paul Teutul Jr. (American Chopper): <Keeping your creativity and not losing your mind, when your back is to the wall on every project>

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    After his recent entreat at the RSA Asia...

    ...how about Sir Bob Gandalf?

  14. kain preacher Silver badge

    Donald Trump. He no throwing rotten fruit at me.

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Clement Atlee, please.

    1. nautica
      Happy

      Calls 'em like he sees 'em

      "...a modest man who has much to be modest about..."--W. Churchill re C. Atlee

  16. G R Goslin

    bring backlewis

    bring back Lewis Page, I say. Always good for a realistic outlook and an interesting point of view

  17. nautica
    Happy

    Never assume too much.

    "...Think you're up to it? Get in touch with us here."

    I am. You're not.

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