Sign in / up

back to article Apple wants your organs

Apple is throwing its weight behind an effort to register more people as organ donors. The Cupertino iMaker says that the upcoming iOS 10 release will include a new Health App that will allow folks to sign up to donate their organs, eyes and tissue. The move is a nod to late Apple founder Steve Jobs, who gamed the system to …

COMMENTS

Post your comment
House rules Send corrections
Add to 'My topics' unstar *
  1. Chika
    Facepalm

    I knew it! Cook wants his pound of flesh!

    And there I was innocently thinking he was only after my bank balance...

    2 0 Reply
    1. MrDamage Silver badge
      Reply Icon

      Cook wants his pound of flesh!

      Tim's been making a man

      with blonde hair and a tan

      that's good for relieving his...tension.

      He's just a sweet iExecutive

      Sweet iExecutive

      From Cupertino

      Califoorniaaaa-a-a

      2 0 Reply
  2. GitMeMyShootinIrons
    Joke

    Well, the kit costs an arm and a leg....

    Obvious, I know, but someone had to say it.

    1 0 Reply
  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I'd love to donate my organs

    but apparently there is some law preventing me from doing so.

    The same law that sopt me from donating blood.

    Why?

    I've had Blood Cancer and received Chemo.

    so yes I accept the restriction.

    2 0 Reply
  4. Anonymous Coward
    Pint

    That title tho

    The Reg writers hit a home run with that article title, bravo!

    2 0 Reply
  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Frankenstein's job

    Wake up iSheeple.

    Apple's share price has been dropping this year, so they're collecting organs to build a new body for Steve Job's frozen brain.

    2 0 Reply
  6. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

    Apple can have my organs when they pry them from my cold, dead .... hold on, wait a sec ... can I get back to you?

    3 0 Reply

POST COMMENT House rules

Not a member of The Register? Create a new account here.

Forgotten password ?

  • Enter your comment

  • Add an icon

Anonymous cowards cannot choose their icon