back to article German mayor's browser tabs catch him with trousers down

A German mayor has been left red faced after he posted online a screenshot of his browser without noticing open window tabs with adult material. Thomas Köppl grabbed the screenshot on his iPad with his main browser window showing a Wikipedia page about the German Constitution and posted it on his Facebook page as part of a …

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Didn't Watergate teach politicians anything?

It's never the crime that gets you, it's always the cover up.

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So fucking what?

Shock horror - man watches porn in hotel room.

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Re: So fucking what?

Manny, I wish I could give 2600 up votes ;)

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Re: Didn't Watergate teach politicians anything?

What crime?

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"Shock horror - man watches porn in hotel room."

Even better, a city mayor watches porn in hotel room, and then fails to convincingly convince his constituents it was just an accident.

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If he wasn't a politician ...

... I would have believed him.

About his connection being slow, I mean.

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Re: So fucking what?

Well said Big Bro

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It's the lying to save face (and how feeble the lies were) that is the problem. Plus the stupidity that created the situation in the first place.

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And at least he didn't try to claim it on expenses!!!!

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Why just Why?

So you go on holidays overseas to watch porn in your hotel room, why just why? Kind of seems like a waste of money.

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Re: So fucking what?

> Shock horror - man watches porn in hotel room.

He's a politician, he should have blamed it on his wife and quickly claimed for it on expenses.

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Re: So fucking what?

'cept, thinking about this. Viewing porn might not be such a big story. Being stupid enough to leave it on display in a screen shot. Well...

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Re: So fucking what? @emmanuel goldstein

>Shock horror - man watches porn in hotel room.

Not shocking on its own but just ask yourself who will be paying the bill for his mobile phone. Now ask yoursefl if you'd be happy to pay the roaming charges for your mayor/MP/whatever to watch any kind of video for his/her personal pleasure.

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Re: So fucking what?

bit like the MP (can't remember who it was) a few years ago caught out on Hampstead heath. Said he was Badger watching!

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@ roaming charges

Most hotels have WiFi, so neither data charges nor roaming charges are likely.

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Re: @ roaming charges

Maybe I read the article wrong

>But the screenshot showed him using an Italian mobile company

There's also an helpful picture with what looks to be a download icon, now when I'm using wifi on my phone that disappears.

So, I'm inclined to believe that even if he was in his hotel room he wouldn't have given two hoots about asking for the wifi access details. I think you are putting too much faith in what he said, what he's technologically capable of and whether he cares.

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Re: @ roaming charges

"Most hotels have WiFi, so neither data charges nor roaming charges are likely."

Either it didn't, or he wasn't clever ebough to work out how to connect. He was in Tyrol near the Italian border and connected to an Italian service as stated in the article.

Another reason he didn't connect to hotel WiFi might be that he doesn't pay for the mobile so has no personal financial incentive to identify and use the cheapest option. It's only tax payers money after all.

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Re: can't remember who it was

Ron Davies

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Why can't such weasels just say: "sure, I watch porn on my holiday. So what?!" But instead make it worse and funnier. Thank you, Thomas Köppl.

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Excuse

or be honest and say "I wanted to learn new ways to scr*w the voters"?

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Society conditions us to lie. People watch porn yet few admit it. The gutter press will make mischief (in many cases whilst also publishing porn) and it's very hard for a politician to survive that.

This, of course, makes it really easy to blackmail people if you know their browsing history. Something that Hoover and his successors would never do so there's no chance of anything going wrong with mass surveillance at all.

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Re: it's very hard for a politician to survive that.

That depends where he's a politician - I get the impression that French and Italians would shrug this sort of thing off, and have a laugh about it.

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Re: it's very hard for a politician to survive that.

Yes, I'd really wish Italian politicians just watched porn and nothing more... instead they go far beyond.

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I had a quick look: this guy's party is the CDU , not the most open-minded one regarding sexuality.

Once again it shows the total hypocrisy of these prudish sermonisers.

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" ... when I got to my room I wanted to get clued-up."

Nice turn of phrase - not heard it called that before.

Direct translation, maybe?

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Gimp

It's the safe word.

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Original appears to be "...hab ich mich mal schlau machen wollen.". The translation parses for me, and I have seen "clued-up" before.

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Obgligatory xkcd...

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Obligatory Youtube link

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He was probably 'Link-Jacked'

Thats the excuse i give the wife. I keep getting Link-Jacked all the time!

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Sprechen Zie Deutsche?

*"...He deleted it and claimed someone else had taken it...."*

*"...he was only doing some research after he overheard a conversation about the site xHamsters while on a ski-lift..."*

*"...he didn't actually watch any of the videos – because his internet connection was too slow..."*

*"...he was reading a Wikipedia page about the novel Fifty Shades of Grey and wanted to look up what "BDSM" meant..."*

Does anyone know the German for "When in a hole... stop digging"?

This guy sounds like the kind of person who limps, bow-legged and red-faced into Casualty and whispers "I was up a step-ladder vacuuming cleaning in the nude... "

*"...They were mentioning the site 'xHamster,' and when I got to my room I wanted to get clued-up..."*

Typo alert. You spelt "glued" wrong.

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Re: Sprechen Zie Deutsche?

"Does anyone know the German for "When in a hole... stop digging"?"

One variant would be "Zieh' den Fuß aus der Scheiße!" - (not safe in some invironments).

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This reminds me of the time I fell asleep at my computer and accidentally typed midget porn wrestling with my head.

Well played Thomas Köppl, I salute you for even trying to come up with such a shit excuse.

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Very worrying

Who other than a German would go on holiday, obviously get a bit drunk, harmlessly look at a bit of pr0n on the Internets and then get all kinky and start browsing the German Constitution?

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Re: Very worrying

He probably recites it angrily while participating in the acts he was 'researching'.

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"obviously get a bit drunk"

Of all the things he *did* claim, being drunk was not one of them.

Ironically, it would have probably helped his cause.

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Should've used the Private Browsing excuse, "I was shopping for a birthday gift for my wife!"

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South Tyrol

South Tyrol is not "near the Italian border", it is actually in Italy:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Tyrol

And "WIND" is one of the Italian mobile operators.

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Re: South Tyrol

Beat me to it, have an upvote... South Tyrol was part of Austria until the end of WW I. East Tyrol and Tyrol proper (sometimes referred to as North Tyrol) are part of Austria. There is NO West Tyrol, mainly because Switzerland is sort of in the way.

Although technically South Tyrol is near the Italian border, but I know what you mean and you are right of course.

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could have been worse - xguineapigs rather than xhamsters

as for "punishing German sluts"

maybe he was thinking of what to do with Chancellor Merckel

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1. "Merkel"

2. He's in the same political party as Merkel (CDU). Basically the German version of the Tories. So no real surprise there, innit?

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*"...He's in the same political party as Merkel (CDU). Basically the German version of the Tories..."*

Hence his commendable and principled quest for good home-grown "German Sluts". If he'd been one of those damned pinko socialists he'd doubtless have been trawling the web for tawdry "Illegal Immigrant Sluts".

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So no real surprise there, innit?

So no real surprise there, innit?

There is - it was adult heterosexual porn. Not something I would expect from a t**y equivalent.

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I would pay to watch "illegal immigrant sluts" as long as they leave when their green cards expire, otherwise we are breaking laws and being naughty.

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"illegal immigrant sluts"

Isn't that a German job agency?

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It's an I WIND...

.. that blows nobody any good...

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Re: It's an I WIND...

I think if he had gotten blown he wouldn't have been on the internet at all.

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