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An Oklahoma City man was detained at gunpoint on Christmas Eve by a goat owner who claimed he'd discovered the alleged zoophile in flagrante delicto with one of his animals. According to local KOKH Fox 25, 53-year-old Darryl Gene Scoggin was caught on surveillance camera in a barn in the west of the city at around 10.30PM, " …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "a bottle of vodka in the pocket"

    So, he had to get the goat drunk first....?

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    It's people like this that really get my goat.

    1. Francis Boyle Silver badge

      Yeah, I can't stand these sort of capers.

  3. PhilipN Silver badge

    Was it a billy goat or a nanny goat?

    And those with enquiring minds will titter at the name of the journalist who wrote the story.

    In fact with the acronym KOKH after his name I am thinking this is a wind-up.

  4. chivo243 Silver badge
    Devil

    No Mug Shot?

    I was hoping to see if he was wearing a Goatee?

    1. Big John Silver badge

      Re: No Mug Shot?

      Speaking of images, I wonder if there's a goat in the Playmobil universe...

      1. Stevie Silver badge

        Re: No Mug Shot?

        Not in sets sold in Oklahoma.

      2. Big John Silver badge
        Thumb Up

        Re: No Mug Shot?

        Actually there's an entire Goat Pasture set!

  5. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
    Trollface

    The goat wanted it!

    Lightly dressed in cashmere, was she?

    1. DropBear Silver badge
      Trollface

      Re: The goat wanted it!

      Has anyone tried asking the goat - maybe it was consensual sex...?

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Taffy had a little lamb...

    His case comes up tomorrow.

  7. BurnT'offering

    With its eyes so bright, and its fleece so white,

    And its back legs tucked in my Wellingtons tight ..

    Etc

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  9. Little Mouse

    Was it the fact that it was someone else's goat that was involved that made this story newsworthy in Oklahoma?

    1. 404 Silver badge

      All this bleatin' about cheatin'...... Oklahoma is the Sooner State... cuz sooner or later.... this time goats....

      I'm out....

    2. Steven Raith

      I'd be out with a shotgun if I saw someone humping my wife, too.

      Sorry.

      Steven "Not married, and with jokes like that, not likely to be any time soon" R

  10. Mr Dogshit Silver badge

    You've got to be kidding

  11. Tony S

    What is it about goats?

    There are people on Youtube making Goat Remixes of various songs. Such as this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAh7iszI2JY

    I've no idea why. (and I'm not sure that I want to either)

  12. Ken Moorhouse Silver badge

    I knew I shouldn't have clicked on this story

    Got a popup from The Register asking if I wanted to get involved. Something about a mini poll, yeah right,

    Goat Pimpers.

    1. Amorous Cowherder

      Re: I knew I shouldn't have clicked on this story

      "Mini pole". Look it's not my fault darling, it's just been a bit cold at night lately!

  13. Mephistro Silver badge

    Mandatory video here

    1. Big-nosed Pengie

      Keyboard - you owe me a new one.

  14. x 7 Silver badge

    the story is about a goat. So why a picture of a sheep?????

    you trying to pull the wool over someones eyes?

  15. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken Silver badge

    Oh dear. I guess I'll never watch Oklahoma! the same way again.

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  16. Stevie Silver badge

    Bah!

    Will no-one think of the kids?

  17. ian 22

    OMG!

    El Reg really ought to warn us before springing lascivious photos on us. Completely NSFW!

  18. skeptical i
    Pirate

    surveillance footage?

    Blackmail, the gift that keeps on giving. Long after this case is settled, when the media circus has struck the tent and moved on, the viddie will still be waiting. Patiently. Biding its time ....

  19. x 7 Silver badge

    well........the goat looks more sane than the man

    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/sWLwklDxqFU/hqdefault.jpg

  20. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Maybe he was filming a sequel to Goatse or is that stretching it a bit?

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