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An Oklahoma City man was detained at gunpoint on Christmas Eve by a goat owner who claimed he'd discovered the alleged zoophile in flagrante delicto with one of his animals. According to local KOKH Fox 25, 53-year-old Darryl Gene Scoggin was caught on surveillance camera in a barn in the west of the city at around 10.30PM, " …

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"a bottle of vodka in the pocket"

So, he had to get the goat drunk first....?

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It's people like this that really get my goat.

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Yeah, I can't stand these sort of capers.

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Was it a billy goat or a nanny goat?

And those with enquiring minds will titter at the name of the journalist who wrote the story.

In fact with the acronym KOKH after his name I am thinking this is a wind-up.

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No Mug Shot?

I was hoping to see if he was wearing a Goatee?

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Re: No Mug Shot?

Speaking of images, I wonder if there's a goat in the Playmobil universe...

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Re: No Mug Shot?

Not in sets sold in Oklahoma.

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Re: No Mug Shot?

Actually there's an entire Goat Pasture set!

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The goat wanted it!

Lightly dressed in cashmere, was she?

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Re: The goat wanted it!

Has anyone tried asking the goat - maybe it was consensual sex...?

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Taffy had a little lamb...

His case comes up tomorrow.

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With its eyes so bright, and its fleece so white,

And its back legs tucked in my Wellingtons tight ..

Etc

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Was it the fact that it was someone else's goat that was involved that made this story newsworthy in Oklahoma?

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All this bleatin' about cheatin'...... Oklahoma is the Sooner State... cuz sooner or later.... this time goats....

I'm out....

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I'd be out with a shotgun if I saw someone humping my wife, too.

Sorry.

Steven "Not married, and with jokes like that, not likely to be any time soon" R

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You've got to be kidding

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What is it about goats?

There are people on Youtube making Goat Remixes of various songs. Such as this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAh7iszI2JY

I've no idea why. (and I'm not sure that I want to either)

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I knew I shouldn't have clicked on this story

Got a popup from The Register asking if I wanted to get involved. Something about a mini poll, yeah right,

Goat Pimpers.

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Re: I knew I shouldn't have clicked on this story

"Mini pole". Look it's not my fault darling, it's just been a bit cold at night lately!

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Mandatory video here

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Keyboard - you owe me a new one.

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the story is about a goat. So why a picture of a sheep?????

you trying to pull the wool over someones eyes?

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Oh dear. I guess I'll never watch Oklahoma! the same way again.

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Bah!

Will no-one think of the kids?

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OMG!

El Reg really ought to warn us before springing lascivious photos on us. Completely NSFW!

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surveillance footage?

Blackmail, the gift that keeps on giving. Long after this case is settled, when the media circus has struck the tent and moved on, the viddie will still be waiting. Patiently. Biding its time ....

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well........the goat looks more sane than the man

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/sWLwklDxqFU/hqdefault.jpg

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Maybe he was filming a sequel to Goatse or is that stretching it a bit?

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