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The witticisms keep flooding in for our biblical-looking chap, who provided "divine" inspiration for a great collection of captions from readers. All the entries were given a chance at winning the Western Digital Black 6TB hard drive that’s up for grabs. There were quite a few regular contributors in the top 10. Here is the …

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  1. Omniaural

    So this is virtual reality eh, son? It's got nothing on a viewmaster!

    1. WalterAlter

      The Laptop Jesus captions

      were uniformly lame. Who picks the top 10? Are you guys all right wingers?

  2. Omniaural

    The technology advances of Virtual reality were nothing compared to the NSA's giant surveillance ear.

  3. Neil Charles

    Jesus, have you tried taking it off? Everything's in 3D.

  4. hplasm
    Happy

    Oculus Rift-

    For when you can't see the wood for the trees.

    1. Dick Emery

      Re: Oculus Rift-

      I was gonna use that one!

      1. knightred

        Re: Oculus Rift-

        I was too haha. I am always amused by turning the classic quotes... especially with the innuendo applicable.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    This forest looks really realistic.

  6. danielm

    Duuuude... I've taken the glasses off and the trees still have ears!

  7. PK

    Apple to take on Google Glass - now a rectangle with rounded corners.

  8. ZSn

    where?

    Hang on, where did that groinal attachment go?

  9. Bill Fresher

    Kid on the left: "And when I move it closer to the camera?"

  10. lawndart

    And here we are, just outside Victoria Station.

  11. choleric

    In virtual reality

    even the trees have ears.

  12. mark 120

    As they removed the goggles and turned around, it became clear that technology really had reached the final front ear.

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Right son, let's see if we can spot which tree big ears is hiding behind with these tree penetrating radar goggles.

  14. Slacker@work

    The kid has spent hours cyber-flirting with the stunning 20something cheerleader stood to his left.... but then he removed his headset...

  15. RockBurner

    Oculus

    takes Virtual Larping to an 'ole new level

  16. Bill Fresher

    Amstrad Glass is going to be awesome, thought Alan Sugar.

  17. LegalAlien

    Dad, I prefer to see mum without the x-ray-vision app!

  18. John Robson Silver badge

    Careful

    Even the trees have ears in VR

  19. ingie

    35%

    ... the number of people who had to go back after thinking

    "Shit? there's an ear in the picture?"

    [ that's not meant as a competition entry, just as a Mock The Week style Q/A :) ]

  20. td0s

    Hea(r)ling the rift

    between the generations

  21. Bigpatc

    Oculus Rift

    Now your vacation videos can be boring in 3D!

  22. Bigpatc

    Oculus Pr0n

    Where even the wood is in 3D.

  23. lawndart

    The SPB found even the FAA couldn't thwart a virtual LOHAN launch.

  24. lawndart

    Hang on a minute - I think mine's still set to "Noddy Detector"

  25. Ken Rennoldson

    You mean Jeremy Corbyn really is Labour leader?

  26. AlgernonFlowers4

    What did you pull the plug for? I was just about to collect my EuroMillions £100 million lottery win!

  27. Julian 8 Silver badge

    Is this the real life ?

    is this fantasy ?

    for a quick answer

    look for the ear growing out of a tree

  28. lawndart

    VR makes these woods seem positively eerie.

  29. AlgernonFlowers4

    What do you mean I haven't really won the Register caption competition?

  30. MrJealousy

    Ear

    There seems to be a graphical glitch on this tree over ear.

  31. MrJealousy

    guy on the left "Oh, I thought you were shorter... and female."

  32. MrJealousy

    Oculus. Condoms for eyes. Protecting your vision for the future fetishist.

  33. jonathan keith

    Babbage's Spot The Difference Engine came with a few undocumented features.

  34. Bob Starling

    Are you sure Wally's in here

  35. Chronos

    If there's an NSA ear in the woods and there's nobody around worth listening to, the other four eyes probably won't find anything either.

  36. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    New VR tech allows you to experience a forest from the comfort of your very own forest

  37. Anonymous Custard

    Quick, call China - they've set this Robin Hood VR in Earwood Forest!

  38. Caff

    sasquatch

    Sasquatch then decided to leave the strange goggled creatures alone in their make believe land.

  39. toughluck

    Sigh. Well, the e-mail said it's only virtually guaranteed to get bigger.

  40. Ken Rennoldson

    Peeple can't slag you off in VR son.

  41. Anonymous Custard

    Can't see the wood for the ears

  42. Anonymous Custard

    When I said I wanted the Halloween VR to be eerie, this isn't quite what I meant...

  43. Brian T

    Damn! it looked bigger with the headset..

  44. demat

    Look! I think its a Wheatear!

  45. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Right that it's I'm out, This virtual reality reality tv is just one step too far.

  46. Omniaural

    That moment when you look at every photo you've ever taken...and THE EAR WAS ALWAYS THERE!

  47. Anonymous Custard

    Some bastard sabotaged the "If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" simulation

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