Relax! I'm a GM spider, poison been replaced with tattoo ink! So it was a butterfly you wanted on your shoulder, right?
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"Can somebody please get this screaming bitch off my arse?"
Sally suddenly realised there was something worse than five eyes.
3d tattoo printing site hacked
Sarah wasn't impressed with her son's Raspberry Pi robotics project....
The Vendors new marketing stress ball was getting mixed results....
"Where's my Head & Shoulders!? This dandruff has legs!"
Web printing trial reports partial success
Noo! I've had enough with all these web crawlers!
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
She's an Intel salesperson, right?
Oh, no! A web-crawler running on ARM!
Oh my god, Boris! We've just been chosen to meet and greet Donald Trump!
No flies on me....
"Oh. My. God ... What a dreadful font."
When they said we were going to see the new Spiderman this is NOT what I had in mind!
This is a nightmare! My 3D tattoo is still freaking me out!
She then wished she'd remembered to shave before leaving for the party
remembered to shave...
But keep it clean, particularly because the picture has a young woman in it.
Don't Shave? No Partner to lick you clean? Try bathing occasionally.
"I told my blind date I'm a web designer, web developer *and* a web master. It didn't impress her much."
Incy Wincy spider
Arghhhh!!! there's a spider on my arm for no rhyme or reason.
Spider IT Support offers to upgrade her laptop to Windows 10.
What are you so upset for? You're not exactly easy to wipe off you know.
YIKES! I stepped on a human.
"Black Spider" won't let me browse YouTube! Whaaaa!
Have you accepted SpiderJesus into your life?
Get superfast fiber, they said.
Get the real web, they said....
Spider: So, I installed Windows 10 for you...
Frontier web crawler.
"Sarah had said she was a web designer, for some dating sites, this was enough to find her a match"
I know it's not a bird of paradise but I wonder if David Attenborough will like this one too.
The only thing to fear is fear. Oh and spiders, F*ck Spiders
As seen on a t-shirt:
think its wider than that, heard this one years ago.
Are we allowed to re-iterate jokes that reside within our wetware storage ?
Thanks tor using the all new Ashley Madison Web Captcha program!
Deb calls web celeb a pleb!
Hmm, no flies on her.
Balls, beaten to it.
It was only they agreed to meet that she realized she just doesn't like men with hairy backs.
How about I learn to type.
It was only when they agreed to meet that she realized she just doesn't like men with hairy backs.
lookin' for the web in all the wrong places
This is what happens when you don't use HTTPS
Typical systemd developer. And some woman.
I thought robots.txt was supposed to keep web crawlers away!
She should have used robots.txt, if she doesn't like webcrawlers.
The spider spied her and she shrieked!
DAMNIT GOOGLE! I AM MOBILE!
The terror started when Sarah realised that she had taken off her Hololens.
Well, this bites.
Sarah realised she had misunderstood the SEO expert offering to help "spider her content".
I've got one of those huge humans stuck to my feet!
When they said "I had legs up to here" I thought something was odd...
"Kat was surprised by just how life-like the new tattoo looked"