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In an act of supreme kindness, we are giving you another chance to win a 6TB Western Digital Hard Drive – in this week’s Vulture Caption Competition. Last week’s caption competition had the little grey cells in overdrive. The picture of a gorilla contemplating an iPhone led to lots of comments on who might have access to his …

Relax! I'm a GM spider, poison been replaced with tattoo ink! So it was a butterfly you wanted on your shoulder, right?

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Wrong subject?

"Can somebody please get this screaming bitch off my arse?"

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Scale

Sally suddenly realised there was something worse than five eyes.

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3d tattoo printing site hacked

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Sarah wasn't impressed with her son's Raspberry Pi robotics project....

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The Vendors new marketing stress ball was getting mixed results....

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"Where's my Head & Shoulders!? This dandruff has legs!"

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Web printing trial reports partial success

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Noo! I've had enough with all these web crawlers!

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I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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She's an Intel salesperson, right?

Oh, no! A web-crawler running on ARM!

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Oh my god, Boris! We've just been chosen to meet and greet Donald Trump!

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No

No flies on me....

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"Oh. My. God ... What a dreadful font."

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When they said we were going to see the new Spiderman this is NOT what I had in mind!

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This is a nightmare! My 3D tattoo is still freaking me out!

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She then wished she'd remembered to shave before leaving for the party

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remembered to shave...

But keep it clean, particularly because the picture has a young woman in it.

Don't Shave? No Partner to lick you clean? Try bathing occasionally.

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"I told my blind date I'm a web designer, web developer *and* a web master. It didn't impress her much."

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Incy Wincy spider

Arghhhh!!! there's a spider on my arm for no rhyme or reason.

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Spider IT Support offers to upgrade her laptop to Windows 10.

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What are you so upset for? You're not exactly easy to wipe off you know.

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!!!

YIKES! I stepped on a human.

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"Black Spider" won't let me browse YouTube! Whaaaa!

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Have you accepted SpiderJesus into your life?

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Get superfast fiber, they said.

Get the real web, they said....

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Spider: So, I installed Windows 10 for you...

Lass: Aaaargh!

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Browser history:

Frontier web crawler.

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"Sarah had said she was a web designer, for some dating sites, this was enough to find her a match"

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I know it's not a bird of paradise but I wonder if David Attenborough will like this one too.

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The only thing to fear is fear. Oh and spiders, F*ck Spiders

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As seen on a t-shirt:

http://www.snorgtees.com/the-only-thing-we-have-to-fear

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think its wider than that, heard this one years ago.

Are we allowed to re-iterate jokes that reside within our wetware storage ?

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Web Captcha!

Thanks tor using the all new Ashley Madison Web Captcha program!

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Deb calls web celeb a pleb!

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Hmm, no flies on her.

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Balls, beaten to it.

How about:

It was only they agreed to meet that she realized she just doesn't like men with hairy backs.

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How about I learn to type.

It was only when they agreed to meet that she realized she just doesn't like men with hairy backs.

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lookin' for the web in all the wrong places

This is what happens when you don't use HTTPS

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Typical systemd developer. And some woman.

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AAAAARRRRH!

I thought robots.txt was supposed to keep web crawlers away!

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She should have used robots.txt, if she doesn't like webcrawlers.

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The spider spied her and she shrieked!

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DAMNIT GOOGLE! I AM MOBILE!

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The terror started when Sarah realised that she had taken off her Hololens.

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Well, this bites.

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Sarah realised she had misunderstood the SEO expert offering to help "spider her content".

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Eek!

I've got one of those huge humans stuck to my feet!

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When they said "I had legs up to here" I thought something was odd...

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"Kat was surprised by just how life-like the new tattoo looked"

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