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In an act of supreme kindness, we are giving you another chance to win a 6TB Western Digital Hard Drive – in this week’s Vulture Caption Competition. Last week’s caption competition had the little grey cells in overdrive. The picture of a gorilla contemplating an iPhone led to lots of comments on who might have access to his …


  1. TheManCalledStan

    Relax! I'm a GM spider, poison been replaced with tattoo ink! So it was a butterfly you wanted on your shoulder, right?

    1. dogged

      Wrong subject?

      "Can somebody please get this screaming bitch off my arse?"

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward


    Sally suddenly realised there was something worse than five eyes.

  3. John L Ward

    3d tattoo printing site hacked

  4. SniperPenguin

    Sarah wasn't impressed with her son's Raspberry Pi robotics project....

  5. SniperPenguin

    The Vendors new marketing stress ball was getting mixed results....

  6. Roger B

    "Where's my Head & Shoulders!? This dandruff has legs!"

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Web printing trial reports partial success

  8. Yeti

    Noo! I've had enough with all these web crawlers!

  9. dave 81

    I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

  10. dajames Silver badge

    She's an Intel salesperson, right?

    Oh, no! A web-crawler running on ARM!

  11. Chronos Silver badge

    Oh my god, Boris! We've just been chosen to meet and greet Donald Trump!

  12. RonWheeler


    No flies on me....

  13. daz disley

    "Oh. My. God ... What a dreadful font."

  14. JakeMS Silver badge

    When they said we were going to see the new Spiderman this is NOT what I had in mind!

  15. Anonymous Blowhard

    This is a nightmare! My 3D tattoo is still freaking me out!

  16. Groaning Ninny

    She then wished she'd remembered to shave before leaving for the party

    1. Camilla Smythe Silver badge

      remembered to shave...

      But keep it clean, particularly because the picture has a young woman in it.

      Don't Shave? No Partner to lick you clean? Try bathing occasionally.

  17. Havin_it

    "I told my blind date I'm a web designer, web developer *and* a web master. It didn't impress her much."

  18. Sigmund Fraud

    Incy Wincy spider

    Arghhhh!!! there's a spider on my arm for no rhyme or reason.

  19. Inspector71

    Spider IT Support offers to upgrade her laptop to Windows 10.

  20. adnim Silver badge

    What are you so upset for? You're not exactly easy to wipe off you know.

  21. codejunky Silver badge


    YIKES! I stepped on a human.

  22. msknight Silver badge

    "Black Spider" won't let me browse YouTube! Whaaaa!

  23. Omgwtfbbqtime Silver badge

    Have you accepted SpiderJesus into your life?

  24. Steven Raith

    Get superfast fiber, they said.

    Get the real web, they said....

    1. Steven Raith

      Spider: So, I installed Windows 10 for you...

      Lass: Aaaargh!

  25. Ole Juul Silver badge

    Browser history:

    Frontier web crawler.

  26. Roger B

    "Sarah had said she was a web designer, for some dating sites, this was enough to find her a match"

  27. Queeg

    I know it's not a bird of paradise but I wonder if David Attenborough will like this one too.

  28. Lionel Baden

    The only thing to fear is fear. Oh and spiders, F*ck Spiders

    1. DavCrav Silver badge

      As seen on a t-shirt:

      1. Lionel Baden

        think its wider than that, heard this one years ago.

        Are we allowed to re-iterate jokes that reside within our wetware storage ?

  29. AlgernonFlowers4

    Web Captcha!

    Thanks tor using the all new Ashley Madison Web Captcha program!

  30. Someonehasusedthathandle

    Deb calls web celeb a pleb!

  31. Ben Bonsall

    Hmm, no flies on her.

    1. Ben Bonsall

      Balls, beaten to it.

      How about:

      It was only they agreed to meet that she realized she just doesn't like men with hairy backs.

      1. Ben Bonsall

        How about I learn to type.

        It was only when they agreed to meet that she realized she just doesn't like men with hairy backs.

  32. Tom 64

    lookin' for the web in all the wrong places

    This is what happens when you don't use HTTPS

  33. Kristaps

    Typical systemd developer. And some woman.

  34. druck


    I thought robots.txt was supposed to keep web crawlers away!

  35. Ralph B

    She should have used robots.txt, if she doesn't like webcrawlers.

  36. Paratrooping Parrot

    The spider spied her and she shrieked!

  37. 404 Silver badge



  38. Necronomnomnomicon

    The terror started when Sarah realised that she had taken off her Hololens.

  39. Howverydare

    Well, this bites.

  40. Necronomnomnomicon

    Sarah realised she had misunderstood the SEO expert offering to help "spider her content".

  41. Richard Tobin


    I've got one of those huge humans stuck to my feet!

  42. Come to the Dark Side

    When they said "I had legs up to here" I thought something was odd...

  43. Velv Silver badge

    "Kat was surprised by just how life-like the new tattoo looked"


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