back to article 'Cops KNOW WHO I AM and I don't believe their hearts were truly in the shootout'

It was a week of Firefox flaws, unruly Windows and big game news. Here were our favorite quotes from the past seven days: We may have arrived in the Windows 10 era but over in Wales, IT still parties like it's 2001. NHS systems have been found to still be running the ancient operating system Windows XP on their desktops. …

  1. h4rm0ny
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    Everybody's crazy.

    At least John McAfee knows it.

    1. Kharkov
      Facepalm

      Re: Everybody's crazy.

      "...their hearts weren't in the shootout..."

      Is it just me, or is anyone else sure that, the next time a US cop (or cops) shoots someone (shot 15 times in the back of the head, pausing twice to reload, worst case of suicide you ever saw...), we'll see the Police Force's PR rep say something like, "Yes, the officer in question DID shoot the victim for aggressively wearing a hoodie but his heart just wasn't in it so we should just draw a line under this unfortunate event, put it behind us and move on, forgetting the whole thing."

      1. Fungus Bob Silver badge
        Joke

        Re: Everybody's crazy.

        If Mad McAfee was wearing a hoodie maybe their hearts would have been in it...

  2. Flip
    Joke

    Wouldn't it be fun

    if John McAfee was a GOP candidate in the current American election debates? Take that, Trump!

    1. PleebSmash
      Childcatcher

      Re: Wouldn't it be fun

      A Donald Trump, Carly Fiorina, Rob Ford hybrid

      1. h4rm0ny

        Re: Wouldn't it be fun

        "Carly Fiorina"

        The actress from Mystery Men????

        1. Fungus Bob Silver badge

          Re: Wouldn't it be fun

          That was Claire Forlani.

          1. Fungus Bob Silver badge

            Re: Wouldn't it be fun

            or Janine Garofalo or Lena Olin...

  3. Zippy's Sausage Factory
    Joke

    He really did spend too much time with Mr Blobby, didn't he?

    Oh come on, everybody knows Blobby votes UKIP... why else is he purple?

    1. Greg J Preece
  4. herman Silver badge

    interwebulator

    'interwebulator' - brilliant. The best new term since the coinage of 'intertubes'.

  5. Youngone Silver badge
    Paris Hilton

    Hahahahaha!

    Noel Edmonds is wonderful:

    It removes pain and reduces stress and people tell me I don't look 66.

    No but you do look completely insane Noel.

    Also:

    It recalibrates all the blood cells and readjusts the electro-magnetism in your body

    I'm not sure what that means, but I'll have 8 please. (At last, I'm a savvy consumer).

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