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It was a week of Firefox flaws, unruly Windows and big game news. Here were our favorite quotes from the past seven days: We may have arrived in the Windows 10 era but over in Wales, IT still parties like it's 2001. NHS systems have been found to still be running the ancient operating system Windows XP on their desktops. …

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Everybody's crazy.

At least John McAfee knows it.

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"...their hearts weren't in the shootout..."

Is it just me, or is anyone else sure that, the next time a US cop (or cops) shoots someone (shot 15 times in the back of the head, pausing twice to reload, worst case of suicide you ever saw...), we'll see the Police Force's PR rep say something like, "Yes, the officer in question DID shoot the victim for aggressively wearing a hoodie but his heart just wasn't in it so we should just draw a line under this unfortunate event, put it behind us and move on, forgetting the whole thing."

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If Mad McAfee was wearing a hoodie maybe their hearts would have been in it...

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Wouldn't it be fun

if John McAfee was a GOP candidate in the current American election debates? Take that, Trump!

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A Donald Trump, Carly Fiorina, Rob Ford hybrid

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"Carly Fiorina"

The actress from Mystery Men????

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That was Claire Forlani.

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or Janine Garofalo or Lena Olin...

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He really did spend too much time with Mr Blobby, didn't he?

Oh come on, everybody knows Blobby votes UKIP... why else is he purple?

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interwebulator

'interwebulator' - brilliant. The best new term since the coinage of 'intertubes'.

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Paris Hilton

Hahahahaha!

Noel Edmonds is wonderful:

It removes pain and reduces stress and people tell me I don't look 66.

No but you do look completely insane Noel.

Also:

It recalibrates all the blood cells and readjusts the electro-magnetism in your body

I'm not sure what that means, but I'll have 8 please. (At last, I'm a savvy consumer).

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