back to article Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Southern biscuits and gravy

Our call for reader post-pub nosh neckfiller suggestions continues to bear fruit, and for your wobbly dining consideration today we present "biscuits and gravy", courtesy of Robbin Nichol. According to Robbin, this stodgetastic delicacy – of 1996 movie Sling Blade fame – "is a big thing in some Southern States in the US and …

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  1. the spectacularly refined chap

    Informative article

    Before reading it I had absolutely no idea what plain white flour, lard, sour cream, salt and baking power looked like. Now I know.

    1. Lester Haines (Written by Reg staff) Gold badge

      Re: Informative article

      I know, it was an enlightening moment when I arranged them all for the photo.

  2. Zog_but_not_the_first
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    ...is a big thing in some Southern States in the US

    No wonder they lost.

    Feeling a bit queasy and need to sit down.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    TL:DR but it seems from the pictures that we buy a packet of scones, puke over them and call it dinner.

    Nice

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Can't upvote this enough. That's horrible stuff in the pictures!

  4. Neil Barnes Silver badge
    WTF?

    Now if you look in our 'quid a day' survival guide

    - and I *know* you have a copy, Lester, you reviewed it! - you'll find a perfectly good recipe for *sweet* scones. Just get some butter and jam in the middle of them, and away with this cat vomit nonsense!

  5. brotherelf
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    Having had biscuits and gravy in Ohio, in the middle of a snow storm, it is delightfully filling (if you have the needed levels of visual suspension of disbelief), until you get into the stage of "I don't want to move in the next three hours" usually reserved for a full fry-up.

  6. graeme leggett Silver badge

    " between an American biscuit and a Brit scone is the former is made without sugar"

    Remind me never to eat your cheese scones nor beef cobbler....

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Many years ago

      My other half made some pastry to freeze, some sweet, for pies, some savoury for , um, not sweet pies.

      So one day she made a beef and ale pie. Lovely but the pastery was so sweet! Yeah, she had mixed em up. So a cobbler became a pobbler. P for "pie-crust".

      Lovely juicy beef with a sugary topping does not work well....

      1. Zog_but_not_the_first

        Re: Many years ago

        My sympathies, that must have been a nasty surprise.

        On the other hand, savoury with sweet can be divine. I'm thinking of a tart apple pie with mature cheddar in the pastry.

  7. Efros

    Don't let appearances put you off

    A well executed biscuits and gravy is a brilliant neck filler, post pub or otherwise. Here's mine.

    My sausage gravy recipe.

    1lb of good quality sausage meat

    1 large onion

    1 clove of garlic minced

    1/2 pint of light cream

    1/2 pint of milk (2%)

    2 heaped tablespoons of flour

    1 oz grated aged Asiago cheese

    dash Worcestershire sauce

    sprinkling of nutmeg

    salt and pepper

    Using a spatula to divide the sausage meat into little pieces, fry off the sausage meat with onions in a little oil, add the minced garlic once the sausage is almost done. Once the sausage meat is cooked through and some crusty bits are forming on the meat, sprinkle the 2 spoons of flour over the mixture and continue frying whilst stirring to form a roux. Once a fairly light roux has been formed add the cream slowly and with constant stirring, the mixture should begin to thicken almost as soon as the added cream comes up to temperature. Once all the cream has been added add the milk in a similar fashion, you may need more than that specified as some flours thicken better than others. Add a dash of Worcestershire sauce, some nutmeg and salt and pepper to taste. Allow to simmer until the sauce has cooked through at which point I usually add the grated aged Asiago and stir it in. This is usually served over American biscuits, but I think using cheese scones would work just as well.

  8. chivo243 Silver badge
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    Awesome Post Pub Nosh

    Back in my college days, we used to hit a little breakfast joint that was open 4am to noon. Regulars such as myself and my drinking buddies could get in at 3:30. They had the best biscuits and gravy! 1/2 order B&G plus your standard eggs, bacon, sausage etc really hit the spot. It was a sad day for my comrades and I when the owner passed away. No one picked up the business either...

  9. Mark 85

    Other variations

    There's a lot of variations to the gravy recipe depending on who makes it and geographic location.

    What the Navy/Marines used to have was a milk gravy (no cream or cheese) using hamburger instead of sausage, and heavily peppered over biscuits, toast, or even hash browns. The Army/Air Force did SOS (S**t On a Shingle) but that's a rather nasty compared to the Navy/Marine stuff.

    There's also "red-eye" gravy involving ham and ham drippings. I've also seen a variation of this using bacon drippings.

    A bit of Googling for the adventurous will turn up many different variations.

    1. JP 6

      Re: Other variations

      In California, I have never found an onion in my biscuits and gravy. I hope I never do.

      1. Goatshadow

        Re: Other variations

        Living in Alabama, I can assure you that onions are not part of Southern biscuits and gravy.

        1. noominy.noom

          Re: Other variations

          I've had biscuits and gravy in Florida, Georgia, Iowa and Illinois. Never seen onions in it. I'd like it as I like onions. But it sure isn't common.

    2. chivo243 Silver badge
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      Re: Other variations

      Could also have shit on the shingle! Cream dried beef on toast, used to be a staple in our house.

      http://cooklime.com/Recipes/5121-creamed-chipped-beef-on-toast#.Vbg0ahjBzGc

      that's good eatin'!

    3. ldjfaskjla
      Pint

      Re: Other variations

      Red Eye Gravy is the drippings of country ham (very salty smoked ham from the south/east of the US) mixed with coffee. Serve it up with the ham, grits and an egg if you wish. Amazing! It's a grease-fest that will leave you thirsty for days!

  10. Caustic tWit

    I Think...

    ...a little gravy browning would improve the optics greatly.

    1. Mark 85
      Happy

      Re: I Think...

      That would be a lunch or dinner gravy then....maybe for the chicken fried steak....?

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: I Think...

      No, i dont think so.

      Looking at that picture it looks like porridge on scones...

      Which sounds nasty. This just looks nasty and no matter how good it tastes, the taste will do NOTHING to disguise the visual ambiguity.

  11. Dan 55 Silver badge
    Mushroom

    Bake in oven at 220°C for 12 minutes

    Or alternatively just leave outside to slow cook for 24 minutes.

    How about post-pub cold nosh for those currently "enjoying" the heatwave? Salmorejo?

  12. fishman

    Edible

    If anyone has problems eating something like this, they should watch the BBC series "Supersizers".

    1. Synonymous Howard

      Re: Edible

      You mean like the Tudor Umble Pie? ... ('deer's innards' pie)

      It all reminds me why I became a vegetarian 20+ years ago.

      Now if it was cheese (non-animal rennet) scones and soup (leek'n' taters / toms) .. yum.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Edible

      The sight of very large americans pouring ladles of this stuff over their morning 'biscuits' at hotels all over CO,NV,UT,OR,WY,MO,NE,NM,AZ (and quite possibly other states) was enough to put me off it for life.

      Then they go back for seconds/thirds. Even grits and sauerkraut (not in the same meal) seem edible when compared to that ... crap.

      Arggggggggghhhhhhh let me out of there.

      1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        Re: Edible

        "The sight of very large americans pouring ladles of this stuff over their morning 'biscuits' at hotels all over CO,NV,UT,OR,WY,MO,NE,NM,AZ (and quite possibly other states) was enough to put me off it for life."

        On the bright side, they make British cooking look appetising and move us from bottom spot in the World Culinary Opinion Championships.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Edible

        Grits: Eaten once on my one trip to the USA. NEVER to be eaten again. Why the fuck would yoou want to mix milk and aggregate and then declare it as "tasty" i will never know.

        Right up there with oysters, celery, tripe and grapefruit.

        1. Goatshadow

          Re: Edible

          Normal grits are boiled in water, not milk. Sorry you got scammed.

  13. x 7

    biscuits & gravy?

    In my part of the world thats dogfood.

    And whys that poor kid wearing a wrist brace - you didn't have to twist her arm to eat the stuff did you?

  14. Gene Cash Silver badge

    Not a biscuits & gravy fan (even though Cracker Barrel does 'em up right) but ah luvs me some grits 'n' butter.

    1. Sporkinum

      Just got home tonight

      Just got home tonight after a long day of work, and my wife made grits and sausage gravy for supper. Stodge in the best sense of the word. It really hit the spot and I am currently stuffed!

  15. Richard Ball

    Looks like apple crumble that has been left out in the rain.

    1. Zog_but_not_the_first
      Trollface

      Found in MacArthur Park?

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    One for the Dirty Dirty! HEEEELLLL YEEEEAAH!!!

    Yeah um... As one of those Southerner that not only had that and sausage for breakfast, but make it in a few of the available variations, first I'd like to say, "We finally made it to the Post Pub scene! WOOT WOOT!!!

    Like it was earlier mentioned, we don't put onions in our gravy. We typically use flour, milk, either bacon or sausage grease, salt and pepper for our gravy. And sometimes we'll make a REAL "Mess" which adds meat or meats eggs(usually scrambled or fried) and fried potatoes(shredded or chopped hashbrowns, or steak fry cut), on top of the buscuit and cover everything in a hefty sum of gravy. It may be why the South lost the Civil War, but it darn sure tastes good!

    1. Zaphod.Beeblebrox

      Re: One for the Dirty Dirty! HEEEELLLL YEEEEAAH!!!

      +1

      Proper Southern gravy has none of that onion, garlic, or cheese and it is pretty rare to use cream (at least in my neck of the woods whilst a wee lad).

      Having lived and, unfortunately eaten, in the UK, I do find it amusing that so many here are decrying the appearance of this cuisine - I saw far worse gracing the plates in a number of pubs and can't count the number of times I was told "Go on, eat it - it tastes much better than it looks and smells...".

    2. Pirate Dave Silver badge
      Pirate

      Re: One for the Dirty Dirty! HEEEELLLL YEEEEAAH!!!

      Amen. Gravy is simple - fresh grease, flour, milk, salt, pepper. The difficulty is in adding the milk to the roux without it going lumpy. Any meat (preferably what you cooked to make the grease) should be added AFTER the gravy has been put on the biscuits. I like Tennessee Pride sausage myself, especially the "Hot" version.

      I'm Southern (Georgian), but admit to being a heretic - I like to top my gravy and biscuits with grits. And then drizzle honey over it. No, I don't plan to live past 50, thanks for asking...

      Mmm, now I'm craving Cracker-Barrel. Over-medium eggs, bacon, grits, gravy and biscuits. Mmmmmmm. But payday isn't until Thursday. Thanks Lester...

      1. x 7

        Re: One for the Dirty Dirty! HEEEELLLL YEEEEAAH!!!

        "But payday isn't until Thursday"

        You mean you have to pay to eat that shit???!!!!??

        1. Pirate Dave Silver badge
          Pirate

          Re: One for the Dirty Dirty! HEEEELLLL YEEEEAAH!!!

          "You mean you have to pay to eat that shit?"

          They don't have to force me to, I do it gladly.

  17. Pen-y-gors

    Gravy?

    "Two countries separated by a common language"

    1. twelvebore

      Re: Gravy?

      Two countries separated by a common misunderstanding of pretty much everything.

    2. jonathanb Silver badge

      Re: Gravy?

      And biscuits?

      In Portuguese, it would be «Scones e vômito», which is much closer to proper English than the language they speak on the other side of the pond.

    3. Efros

      Re: Gravy?

      Funny thing I've found over the years is that the Americans sense and usage of English words is more archaic than the British, consequently a lot of words that we find in English to be misinterpreted in American English and vice versa is based on the fact that the Yanks use an older definition. Gravy originally meant a spicy sauce, derived from the French grané, probably from grain ‘spice,’ from Latin granum ‘grain’.

      1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        Re: Gravy?

        Yes, they can be very quaint at times :-p

        (Wifey is still pissed off 40 years later after hearing an American tourist refer to York Minster as "that quaint lil church")

        1. Efros

          Re: Gravy?

          Or the apocryphal comment supposedly heard outside Waverly Station in Edinburgh, "Such good planning, building the castle so close to the station."

          1. x 7

            Re: Gravy?

            and isn't amazing that Walter Scott named his novels after the station......???

  18. Kimo

    Close, but not quite.

    Biscuits look a tad off, and that gravy is an abomination. Best way to do it is simply drive to pretty much any diner in the Mississippi Delta. Red-eye gravy is better, and none of that cheese and cream. Milk, flour, and grease is all you need. And a ton of pepper.

    In my experience, a diner either makes good hash browns or good biscuits and gravy. Never had both good in the same place.

    1. david bates

      Re: Close, but not quite.

      Simply driving to pretty much any diner in the Mississippi Delta would be a challenge from pretty much any part of the UK...

      1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge
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        Re: Close, but not quite.

        ...or Spain, the location of the SPB (Culinary Division)

        On the other hand, if the Canaries collapse into the sea we could surf the wave all the way over. Might not be much of a delta left when we arrive though.

  19. x 7

    image of real biscuits and gravy

    http://www.britishcornershop.co.uk/images/large/QWOP1930.jpg

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Although I speak as one who did occasionally eat dog biscuits when young (it was the 70s) it _looks_ more appetising (and I'm sure it would give me a cold nose)

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