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Google's self-driving car engineers have released their first progress report, and they said they will publish monthly updates from now on. "We’ve made a lot of progress with our self-driving technology over the past six years, and we’re still learning," the report [PDF] stated. "Every day we head out onto public streets so we …

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  1. Jeff Lewis

    "You're driving it wrong."

    Seriously though, the real question is: would these accidents have been less likely with a human behind the wheel?

    From the sounds of it, not really. About the only iffy one is the rear enders, mainly because people drive by pattern and if the person behind the gCar was thrown off of unexpected behaviour by the gCar, they may have reacted incorrectly - which might not have happened if they were behind a regular car.

    1. Charles 9

      But then you read the part at the bottom about the bicycle swerving in front of the G-car, a textbook example of unexpected behavior, yet the G-car reacted correctly and AVOIDED it.

      1. Blank Reg

        Sure, but can the self driving car anticipate the "unexpected" behaviour? Quite often a real driver can tell what another driver might or might not do based on how they are driving,where they are looking/not looking and just their general driving style. I've avoided plenty of accidents because I could see another driver was an inattentive idiot so I was prepared even before they pulled their bonehead move for the day.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Let's give it their first law: Always behave as if the other vehicles are out to kill me. Worked for me as a cyclist, motor or bicycle. In one case I was run off the road in a rocky part of Southern California by this idiot lady. Her son had died riding a motorcycle. The motorcycle California Highway Patrol officer was not amused. Neither was I but that's beside the point as I was never called for the trial.

          Get programming people!

          1. Charles 9

            That's a thought. A computer-driven car can be programmed to assume the worst: that a car might suddenly stop in front of them, swerve into them, cut into the narrow gap you normally leave for the first instance, assume the end of a blind curve can be roadblocked, and so on. And make all the car's driving actions work under those assumptions. That way you don't need cues to be prepared for trouble: you're prepared in any event.

            1. Neil Barnes Silver badge

              @Charles9 - the problem is that taken to extremes, the car would sensibly decide never to exit the garage.

              1. Lee D Silver badge

                Interesting game. The only winning move is not to play.

            2. Pookietoo

              Re: you're prepared in any event.

              So the car leaves a safe gap behind the car in front, which is promptly filled by another car, so it has to slow to establish a safe distance again, and another car cuts in ... all the while it's decreasing the gap and increasing the closing speed of vehicles behind it.

              1. fruitoftheloon
                Stop

                @ Pookietoo: Re: you're prepared in any event.

                Pookietoo,

                Yay, but that is focussed on vehicles that have five rings on the bonnet/hood...

                Cheers,

                Jay

            3. Truckle The Uncivil

              Inevitable consequences? Manual drivers will take advantage of computer-driven by ignoring them to a certain extent knowing that they will get out of their way. Computer-driven cars will then take longer for the same trip...

          2. Christoph

            "Let's give it their first law: Always behave as if the other vehicles are out to kill me."

            But can it obey the Second Law?

            When all else fails, and whatever you do you're going to hit something. try to hit something cheap.

            1. J Bourne

              When all else fails, and whatever you do you're going to hit something. try to hit something soft.

              There you go fixed that.

        2. petur

          exactly, I encounter idiots not obeying stop signs every day. The reason I've not had an accident (yet) is because I can guess pretty well if such an idiot is coming up. Is called experience....

        3. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Yup...

          As a biker, you develop a "sixth" sense as to the behaviour of other road users very quickly - either that or you become road-kill.

          I've had my fair share of accidents over the years (and yes, some were my fault), but I've avoided far more simply by being able to anticipate when that driver in the 4x4 with the "Child on board" sticker is about to do something stupid.

          Many of these things will be down to almost imperceptible behaviour, something that will be impossible to encode into the self-driving car simply because as humans, we would find it very hard to describe quite why we knew the muppet was about pull that bonehead move of the day.

          1. Schlimnitz

            Re: Yup...

            Shouldn't be too hard:

            if(CarInFront.Is(Make.Audi) || CarInFront.Is(Make.BWW))

            1. graeme leggett Silver badge

              Re: Yup...

              "if(CarInFront.Is(Make.Audi) || CarInFront.Is(Make.BWW))"

              But this is google so advertising revenue dictates that CarInFront=Toyota

          2. Dr. Mouse

            Re: Yup...

            As a biker, you develop a "sixth" sense as to the behaviour of other road users very quickly - either that or you become road-kill.

            I agree. It is amazing how much the realisation of imminent pain/death can improve your perception.

            My bike instructor put it this way: If you have an accident in a car, you'll dent the bodywork. If you have one on a bike, it's going to f*****g hurt! This is a great motivator to be aware of your surroundings, notice the guy on the roundabout who has not spotted you, back off approaching a blind bend, and beware of sheep who think that the best place to be on a foggy day is sat in the middle of the road.

        4. IglooDude
          Joke

          Still there may be an advantage to the GoogleAI: it constantly checks for texting and call behavior from all nearby cars and via comparison with registration information identifies vehicles with smartphone-distracted drivers so as to maintain increased separation.

          Or at any rate, that's why Google says they want all that data, right?

      2. Thought About IT
        Facepalm

        Cyclists

        "One cyclist veered in front of the car at night, and the software was clever enough to stop immediately to avoid a crash."

        I should bloody well hope so! That's the very least capability a self-driving car must have.

        1. Christoph

          Re: Cyclists

          If it's using radar it can even detect the stealth cyclists who have done everything they can to make their bike invisible - no lights, no reflectors, dull-coloured clothing, etc. I came within inches of hitting one of those because I only spotted him at the last moment.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Cyclists

            "If it's using radar it can even detect the stealth cyclists who have done everything they can to make their bike invisible"

            Maybe. But I wonder how well the radar works with the carbon fibre bikes ridden by true cycling fundamentalists?

            1. Charles 9

              Re: Cyclists

              Decently well, I would think. Radar doesn't rely on metal, and to stealth a vehicle requires a combination of radar-deflecting design and radar-absorbing paint, and they'd still be of limited use in multistatic (they'd spot the dead zone against the background) or mobile (the case here, it can hit differing angles) detectors.

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: stealth cyclists

            I wouldn't have thought they'd bother anyone for long - being only milliseconds from death, their numbers must be decreasing pretty rapidly. I mean, they're no more visible than not-particularly-visible pedestrians, and if they dared venture out on the roads there'd be a bloodbath.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: stealth cyclists

              I wouldn't have thought they'd bother anyone for long - being only milliseconds from death, their numbers must be decreasing pretty rapidly. I mean, they're no more visible than not-particularly-visible pedestrians, and if they dared venture out on the roads there'd be a bloodbath.

              I like your pure Darwinistic view of the world. Of course, the insurance may look at this differently (and so would the stealth cyclist) but as a long term problem solving strategy it's flawless.

          3. JLV

            Re: stealth cyclists

            maybe he was a fan of Stephenson's protagonist in Zodiac - "if they can't see they can't hit you" school of thought.

            I'd like to know how the google cars compare, statistically, to human drivers for same mileage & same conditions. And let's not forget statistical confidence, mostly wrt sample size.

        2. TeeCee Gold badge
          Facepalm

          Re: Cyclists

          Actually it's a capability that only self-driving cars have.

          By the time a normal driver reacted to that, it's likely that the idiot cyclist would already be under the wheels.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    New driver

    Wonder how this compares to new drivers?

    As far as the stats are concerned are new drivers more or less likely to be involved in an incident? Is it because new drivers drive to rule or make poor decisions?

    1. Voland's right hand Silver badge

      Re: New driver

      Pretty bloody good.

      If memory serves me right, the probability of a new driver to have an accident in the first year in a metropolitan area is > 50%. This is for London which is of course infinitely worse than mountain view.

      As far as Two more were down to other cars not obeying stop signs, my late dad used to have a couple of sayings: "There is a special alley in the graveyard for those that thought they have priority" and "I have priority, but does the moron on the other side of the intersection know that".

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Defensive driving

    The arrogant writer has his blame game on. Google's approach seem to be getting the rest of the world to conform to its ideas about roads and how cars should behave, so that their ideas will "work" - but that won't work because, unlike the search space, they have no monopoly. What they didn't report here was that on their first cross-country trip, they "discovered" that the road surface markings were different in each state, read; the guys developing this haven't a clue about the larger world of driving outside of their home town, which is typical of CA parochialism, and they want you to trust your life to them. They can barely manage well paved orderly thoroughfares. They don't have a monopoly on the roadways, although they're trying desperately to buy influence in Sacramento in order to get permission to further menace the already menacing freeways of CA with yet another home-brew custom car.

    1. Richard Jones 1
      Flame

      Re: Defensive driving

      There are several types of contributors to this section, those who feel they have additional insights to a situation, those who have alternative experiences and those who seek additional information. I was unable to decide which you tried to be. I was left with the impression that you simply wanted to expose your prejudice and preconceived idea of how the world should be.

      Put simply if you are starting from any location, it does not matter which you will initially profile that location not say what New York or for that matter New Delhi has if you are in California, Surely it would be basic common sense to start of with the right profile? Have done that and got the thing working, expansion to areas where all sorts of variables add complexity would be the next stage. Should new profiles be kept as a monster data base or paged in and out according to how many specific data points are noted. Road marking may well vary from State to State, that is a variable that will need to be covered, the style of trees the dampness from bone dry to water logged, the closeness of buildings indicating congest town or open country all have to be mapped in some way to build a risk profile. Hopefully new drivers live long enough to acquire the skills that will allow them to take such issues in their stride. Returning for a moment to road markings, they may well be part of a set standard per local variation. However, wear and road works can also affect their presence and appearance as can the presence of high sided vehicles and other variables. All such variables do have to be considered when controlling a vehicle. Knowledge of wind speed should also alert drivers to the risks of different situations, how many do take account of such issues - not many if they are of the wetwear variety that I see weaving about in cross winds. Some, (many?) cannot even detect changes in the road layout ahead causing precipitous manoeuvres when roads narrow. One ended up facing fully the wrong way after braking too hard while doing two or three other changes of direction. They did not hit anyone.

      A while later close by similar stupidity resulted in five deaths. No autonomous driver-less control required, that was down to wetwear meathead driving.

      This is a research project, for such someone to complain that research finds things out is does not show a high level of understanding of why research is carried out. I may be the only one who expects research to discover aspects that are not obviously apparent to desk jockeys, but someone will probably tell me I am wrong on that point.

      I did once avoid being rear ended on a country road, I stopped due to stationary farm traffic, the meathead behind was talking, not looking I could see they would not stop so I drove onto the grass verge, my movement drew the other driver's attention to the road, he braked and steered out towards oncoming traffic stopping two cars in front of me along side the stationary traffic. Would his error have happened with a Google car - I doubt it would.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Defensive driving

        Put simply if you are starting from any location, it does not matter which you will initially profile that location not say what New York or for that matter New Delhi has if you are in California, Surely it would be basic common sense to start of with the right profile?

        Interesting that you're fully prepared to overlook the fact that Google happens to have world's largest database of road layouts in Streetview.

    2. fruitoftheloon
      WTF?

      @ Idiot ac: Re: Defensive driving

      Dear Ac,

      Having considered your narrative, may I make a few observations:

      - if googles plan to develop autonomous cars is so shit, why don't you show them where they went wrong? I am sure they would appreciate your sage thoughts

      - were it not for homo sapiens pushing the boundaries (and occasionally tripping over them) WE WOULD BE STILL LIVING IN CAVES watching TV by candlelight...

      It is called 'evolution'

      Btw how did your last Nobel committee nomination go??

      Regards,

      Jay

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        1. fruitoftheloon
          Pint

          @1980s coder: Re: @ Idiot ac: Defensive driving

          I was being ironic (perhaps too ironic...)

          Also I will lookup a nipkov disc tomorrow, it sounds jolly interesting.

          Have one on me.

          Cheers,

          Jay

          1. Charles 9

            Re: @1980s coder: @ Idiot ac: Defensive driving

            "Also I will lookup a nipkov disc tomorrow, it sounds jolly interesting."

            While you're at it, look up "Magic Lantern", which actually did use candles at first.

            1. fruitoftheloon
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              Charles the ninth: Re: @1980s coder: @ Idiot ac: Defensive driving

              Charlie,

              Will do, thanks for the pointer!

              Cheers.

              Jay

        2. Phuq Witt

          Re: @ Idiot ac: Defensive driving

          "...Eh? So we would have developed television and yet still be living in caves?...

          Whoooooooshhh!!!

          1. fruitoftheloon
            Pint

            Phick with: Re: @ Idiot ac: Defensive driving

            Pw,

            Yay, with you there bro, one takes pleasure from the fact that someone else f'ing got it...

            Have one one me, btw would you believe it, my favepub in da village, £2.50 per pint..

            Cheers,

            Jay

        3. Kirk Northrop

          Re: @ Idiot ac: Defensive driving

          Or the TV that uses a light bulb. Oh, hang on. TVs don't use light bulbs. Silly you.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Defensive driving

      The arrogant writer has his blame game on. Google's approach seem to be getting the rest of the world to conform to its ideas about roads and how cars should behave, so that their ideas will "work" - but that won't work because, unlike the search space, they have no monopoly

      I noticed the downvotes here, but in support of your statement it's worth observing that other, non-Google efforts don't appear to have Google's problems of realising roads may differ from those at home. This may be because those companies already build that rather important part, the car, and thus have a far more developed insight in what a car may encounter on a global basis because they already sell globally and as a consequence had to deal with roadside issues.

      Not that that is forgivable for Google: as it created world's largest database of actual street footage in Streetview I would like to hear how it is possible that it appears they entirely ignored that in their development.

    4. Meerkatjie

      Re: Defensive driving

      To me it sounds like they are starting simple and adding complexity as they need too - the benefit of this is if they only add more complexity once the previous stuff is working then they know in which area they need to look to find the problem.

      There is a possibility of painting yourself in a corner with this approach so it will be interesting to see how they (or anyone else building self-drive cars) deal with this.

    5. PassiveSmoking

      Re: Defensive driving

      Wow, just... wow.

      How did you find time out of your busy schedule smashing up spinning Jennys to write this?

  4. T. F. M. Reader

    Are humans more cautious around them?

    Are Google's self-driving cars clearly marked? I don't know, but I assume they are. Even if not, I suspect the folks in Mountain View (where they test the cars) can recognize them by now.

    How does that change the behaviour of other (human) drivers nearby. If you see a self-driving car a bit ahead in the next lane, would you instinctively steer away to reduce the chance that something unexpected happens? An experienced driver can usually guess the intentions of other drivers by observing them - we all do that instinctively. If that Toyota in the next lane looks suspicious, let me give it some space, eh? If you don't know how the robot will behave, will that make you behave more carefully? And if you get used to it?

    In other words, is there a bias that makes accidents involving Google self-driving cars less likely?

    I have never driven next to a self-driving car, so I have no idea how I would change my behaviour.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Are humans more cautious around them?

      I would have thought most people would take the opposite approach, driverless cars will be fair game for cutting up, tailgating, pulling out in front of, etc, even fun games seeing how much you can force them to take evasive action, swerve dramatically and so on.

      1. mathew42

        Re: Are humans more cautious around them?

        While I can see the fun in playing chicken with a google car I suspect google would have very good documentary evidence of your behaviour.

        In local town, the school bus drivers had a simple arrangement with the local police. If a car was seen driving carelessly around the bus, the local constabulary would pay a visit to the driver and scrutinise the car for defects. For most kids their first car was barely roadworthy so finding defects was trivial.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Are humans more cautious around them?

      "Are Google's self-driving cars clearly marked?"

      Well, if the article photo is accurate, the only thing you might mistake a G-car for is this

      1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge

        Re: Are humans more cautious around them?

        the only thing you might mistake a G-car for is this

        Wait until it deploys katana-armed robotic arms.

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    3. DropBear

      Re: Are humans more cautious around them?

      "I have never driven next to a self-driving car, so I have no idea how I would change my behaviour."

      For a crude approximation, s/self-driving car/police vehicle/ and you have your answer.

  5. Zog_but_not_the_first
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    This is just typical of what I've come to expect from El Reg

    Refusal to take a press release at face value, snarky comments and good questions.

    Keep it up.

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