back to article EMC pitches a total DATA LAKE immersion

Fancy monetising your Big Data assets? EMC is flagging up a Big Data event on 23 March dealing with "scaling Big Data across an enterprise", whatever that means. If you attend you will “learn to work with Big Data, monetise your Big Data assets and see a fast and flexible Big Data solution”. The invite video includes the …

  1. Anonymous Coward
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    another pile of hotspur

    wish marketing would just die....

    1. Pavlov's obedient mutt
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      Re: another pile of hotspur

      feel free to pour out your feelings there - don't hold back

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