Re: Job advertisement
Dear Spork / Hen
I am writing in response to your job advert for a chick / vulture, which I saw on The Register.
I have many sober moments, where I can recollect instances of drooling over the latest technology, the photograph's of which I have attached in lieu of a relevant CV:- Me and my CBM Pet: me and my Amiga: me and my Dragon: me and my ZX81, all of which demonstrate I am deeply rooted in the world of frustrating little boxes of joy.
I have never passed myself off as an expert in this particular field, but I understand how plagiarism works in principle and am willing to learn the art.
My current remuneration is linked to my productivity. As I am mostly down the food bank, I'd suggest emailing would be preferable to contact by telephone.
I look forward to you swooping down and grabbing, what I modestly consider, this glorious feast of talent very soon.
P.S. can I book September off as I'm going to a music festival in late August and will still be a little delicate.
p.p.s. I have also attached forty pages of continuous feed printout of a word processing program I written in 6502 machine code.
p.p.p.s I don't think the authorities will allow me to enter America to work at your offices there.