The contemporary King James Bible
And the Lord God decided to smite the people for their sins with seven terrible punishments..
As they walked down the street they were surrounded by advertising.
As they watched television they are subliminally exposed to advertising.
As they surfed the web they were smitten hard by advertising.
As they supported their favorite sports team they were blasted with advertising.
As they listened to thy radio they were interupted with advertising.
As they sat waiting for the main film to start they were forced to watch 20 minutes of advertising.
And as they defacated they even had to read the advertising on the toilet paper, as it was the lastest place on earth that advertising had reached......
Moral of the story : A man can't even shit in peace nowadays without someone coming up with an idea for advertising, how much worse can it get.