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A US foreign exchange student has become a deserved internet celeb after firefighters extracted him from a giant vagina in the southwestern German city of Tübingen. According to Erick Guzman, who kindly posted snaps of the incident on Imgur, his chum decided it was a bright idea to get down and dirty with Peruvian artist …

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  1. g e
    Facepalm

    I bet he felt a massive twat

    And so forth

    1. NoneSuch Silver badge

      Isn't a massive slap until he cries traditional (and deserved)?

    2. BillG

      Re: I bet he felt a massive twat

      What a big pussy.

    3. larokus

      Re: I bet he felt a massive twat

      His greatest folly

      Not going balls to the wall

  2. Slartybardfast

    What a cunning stunt!

    1. Jango

      Spoonerism ....

      ... was it implied? I'm not so smart

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Now he knows...

    ...what it feels like to be a right dick

  4. Mintyboy
    Paris Hilton

    "the delivery method is not noted" - Lots of Lube I guess

    Paris for the Obvious

    1. TRT Silver badge

      Episiotomy?

    2. cortland

      Chicxulub

      http://www.talkrational.org/showpost.php?s=aca42ed5af9ec9c7ca1b4bbfb09541c6&p=647691&postcount=20

      However, I've heard it's said Chicks-who-lube. Ahem.

  5. Steve Evans

    Good to see students haven't changed...

    And the powers that be really do not have a clue when deciding where to place these things given the nature of students!

    1. TRT Silver badge

      Re: Good to see students haven't changed...

      It as hard for a rich man to enter the gates of heaven as for a student to squeeze through that thing.

      1. Danny 14

        Re: Good to see students haven't changed...

        it was only a half hearted attempt as it seems his legs got stuck, not his head or an arm (or cock, that would have been impressive).

        1. TRT Silver badge

          Re: Good to see students haven't changed...

          Yeah, it did seem he had trouble getting his leg over.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Good to see students haven't changed...

        It as hard for a rich man to enter the gates

        I have no idea what Gates his preferences are..

        1. TRT Silver badge

          Re: Good to see students haven't changed...

          "I have no idea what Gate's preferences are.."

          I think he likes to f*** everyone in the arse.

  6. M7S
    Coat

    I see the Germans responded by sending a snatch squad

    (sorry)

  7. Robert E A Harvey

    err

    Are we going to get a Playmobil reconstruction?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: err

      Given that humiliating photographic evidence is included, do we really need one?

      1. Inventor of the Marmite Laser Silver badge

        Re: err

        Of COURSE we need one! It isn't REAL otherwise, as any El Reg fule know

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: err

        Given that humiliating photographic evidence is included, do we really need one?

        Pics or it didn't .. oh, wait.

      3. Charles Manning

        Re: err

        " photographic evidence "

        You can fake photos with Photoshop etc.

        You can't fake Playmobil!

    2. ElReg!comments!Pierre

      Re: err

      > Aer we going to get a Playmobil reconstruction?

      There's a problem with that: how are you going to find a scaled-down representation of the structure?

      Oh, wait...

      1. SoaG

        Re: scaled-down representation of the structure

        Didn't US Airways already do that recently?

  8. Hardcastle the ancient

    That's very informative

    I havn't "known" any German Ladies, but it appears that I would have a lot to re-learn if I did.

  9. Montreal Sean

    Always practice safe sex.

    You never know what you might cathch.

    1. Montreal Sean

      Re: Always practice safe sex.

      Balls. *cathch/catch

      1. Michael H.F. Wilkinson Silver badge
        Coat

        Re: Always practice safe sex.

        I jutht thought you were couthin Igor

        Yeth, marthter, I'll get my coat marthter

  10. Phil O'Sophical Silver badge
    Coat

    Must be my mind

    but when I read the headline I assumed that:

    a) he was drunk

    b) it wasn't his leg that had got stuck.

    1. ian 22

      Re: Must be my mind

      He wanted to get his end off, but he chose the wrong end by the looks of things.

  11. Graham Dawson Silver badge

    This is going to birth more copycats than any of you can conceive.

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    If the firefighters had failed to free him...

    ...would it have been a cock up.

    1. Euripides Pants

      Re: If the firefighters had failed to free him...

      ...then he would have been fucked!

  13. Richard Taylor 2
    Trollface

    I would suggest

    "Reports suggest that no less than five emergency vehicles and 22 highly unamused firefighters rushed to assist the "really embarrassed" student, although the delivery method is not noted."

    They were very amused and will dine out on this.

    1. theModge

      Re: I would suggest

      I'd suggest the 4 of them it who turned up first found it so funny they called 18 of their mates...

  14. Sir Barry

    Does he feel born again?

    Looking for a womb with a view?

    After his pics are posted all over the interwebs does he feel like a real ****?

  15. frank ly
    Coat

    It's a boy!

    coat: yes

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Swot guide for Tubingen uni finals:

    Materials 101: silicone is going to work a better than sandstone for what class of applications? Why?

  17. Frankee Llonnygog

    This will be good practice for

    evacuating the similarly genitalled stadium

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Sign out front

    I believe the sculpture is labelled: "Feel the biggest #### in the world"

  19. Rob

    Depending on how much of a geek the student is...

    ... this could be the nearest he'll ever get to one.

  20. Lamont Cranston

    Looks like an accident waiting to happen.

    They should plug it up with something.

  21. TRT Silver badge

    I'm sure he'll end up in court over this one.

    He'll get 6 months hard labia.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: I'm sure he'll end up in court over this one.

      One that's actually witty. Well done.

    2. Michael Thibault

      Re: I'm sure he'll end up in court over this one.

      Upvoted that, in spite of it being a groaner.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: I'm sure he'll end up in court over this one.

      Would that be a miscarriage of justice?

  22. Rich 11

    "Forceps!"

  23. thomas k.
    Facepalm

    What puzzles me ...

    is why a university would feel the need to display a giant vagina in full public view on its campus in the first place.

    Is it a medical university? If so, is the sculpture anatomically correct enough to serve as a teaching tool (which might thus explain it's presence)?

    What do female students think of this giant twat? Is there also a giant penis gracing the campus, in the interest of even-handedness (so to speak)?

    I'm sure, being 'public art', it cost a pretty penny, too.

    Sorry for the rant but - Hey! You, kids! Get that thing off my lawn!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: What puzzles me ...

      It's a university. They do that sort of thing there.

      It's 197x. The photocopier repair van exits our college access road and passes in front. It stops. The passenger gets out, walks across the grass, reads the plaque, shouts back "It's Henry Moore's reclining woman in three parts", and returns to the van, which continues on its way.

      My point? The guys in the photocopier van seemed to have more of a grip on the concept of art than you do. (And probably more of a sense of humour, though we can't be sure.)

      Finally - ever been to Avebury? Have you worked out what those stones represent?

      1. Danny 14

        Re: What puzzles me ...

        I remember looking around York university in the 80s. It was a concrete dive, something like this would have taken the edge off it.

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