#### That C's so complicated

Try Pascal instead - it reads like a book:

program xmas;

{$APPTYPE CONSOLE}

function t_ (t, _ : Integer; a : PChar) : Integer;

begin

if 1<t then begin if t<3 then t_(-79,-13,a+t_(-87,1-_,t_(-86,0,a+1)+a)

); if t<_ then t_(t+1,_,a); if (t_(-94,-27+t,a)<>0) and (t=2) then if _<

13 then result:=t_(2,_+1,'%s %d %d'#13) else result:=9 else result:=16 end

else if t<0 then if t<-72 then result:=t_(_,t,'@n''+,#''/*{}w+/w#cdnr/+,'+

'{}r/*de}+,/*{*+,/w{%+,/w#q#n+,/#{l+,/n{n+,/+#n+,/#;#q#n+,/+k#;*+,/''r :'''+

'd*''3,}{w+K w''K:''+}e#'';dq#''l q#''+d''K#!/+k#;q#''r}eKK#}w''r}eKK{nl]'''+

'/#;#q#n''){)#}w''){){nl]''/+#n'';d}rw'' i;# ){nl]!/n{n#''; r{#w''r nc{nl]'+

'''/#{l,+''K {rw'' iK{;[{nl]''/w#q#n''wk nw'' iwk{KK{nl]!/w{%''l##w#'' i; '+

':{nl]''/*{q#''ld;r''}{nlwb!/*de}''c ;;{nl''-{}rw]''/+,}##''*}#nc,'',#nw]'''+

'/+kd''+e}+;#''rdq#w! nr''/ '') }+}{rl#''{n'' '')# }''+}##(!!/') else if t<

-50 then if _=Ord(a^) then begin result:=Ord(a[31]); if a[31]=#13 then WriteLn

else Write(a[31]); end else result:=t_(-65,_,a+1) else result:=t_(Ord(a^

='/')+t,_,a+1) else if 0<t then result:=t_(2,2,'%s') else result:=Ord((a^=

'/') or (t_(0,t_(-61,Ord(a^),'!ek;dc i@bK''(q)-[w]*%n+r3#l,{}:'#13'uwloc'+

'a-O;m .vpbks,fxntdCeghiry'),a+1)<>0))

end;

begin

t_ (1, 10000, '')

end.