Brain bleach required
Remove the effing link or put a warning on it, it's not suitable for humanity
A Pennsylvania couple have been cuffed after apparently picking a very unfortunate moment to engage in an al fresco coupling. The luckless pair were arrested by not one, not two, but a whopping 25 bike coppers. According to this report, Richard McBride, 37, and Jennifer Harvey, 41, were spending time in a softball field bench …
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While my first reaction was not unlike yours (hence no downvote), the second was a bit more...measured: we're all humans, and 99.9% of us do not look at all like pornstars. Don't we all reserve a bit of love rather than cuffing by 25 bike plods? Unless they all wanted to join the fun?
But whatever the aesthetic merits of the couple or of one of its members in particular, the funny thing is, whenever there are cops around and they see something they disapprove of (a) they "get shocked", (b) they arrest. They don't point and laugh or snigger or take a picture, or say: "naughty, naughty". They arrest. And if there's no offence that fits the act, they make one up out of bits of other offences.
... if I were a Cop[1] and came across something like this ... and there were no innocent bystanders to behold the details ... I'd salute & ride on ;-)
Sex is a GOOD thing, as long as it doesn't frighten the children, dawgs, horses & ignorant.
Now, in a heavily populated area ... perhaps not so much. This doesn't look populated.
To the idiots griping about the looks of the enamored pair (I haven't, and will not, visit the link), humans come in all kinds of shapes & sizes. Love is blind. And trust me, you'll never boink Paris ... Although why anyone would want to is beyond me (bag of hammers, anyone?).
[1] I'm not. I breed & train Cop dawgs & horses, though ... and I'm pretty certain that most of the handlers I pass my critters on to would agree with me.