Los Angeles calling the towers 'ugly'
Well if that not the pot calling the kettle black...
But onto my point, I have seen a lot of them that just look like extra-thick flag poles and used as such. So strap a gigantic American flag on it and if anyone complains, say that they "Hate America" and are "sum kina terrist er sumtin". That argument got us 4 extra years of Bush and the Patriot act, surely it will work again in Texas...