On the rare occasion that I use Explorer ...
... I don't do bing, and my system reports that I am using Konqueror.
Microsoft are looking for a new Bing developer - but you'll need to be pretty smart to apply. Oh, and you can only use Internet Explorer, which rules a fair number of applicants out. Visitors to the Bing homepage are currently greeted with a weird blue environment of some sort as the background to the search bar. But rich …
... how really stupid of Microsoft to integrate such a "Drive-by infection" look-a-like URL in their portal site ... Microsoft should be advised not to employ these kind of click-nerds at all ... bad example ... one dimensional cleverness ... this just shows, again, how little aware Microsoft is of what's going on out there ...
A person having this window open is no more likely to want to work for Microsoft than the next person smacking their face against the desk wondering why Microsoft have their own implementation of an html standard and wondering wtf is going on.
Open letter to Microsoft!!!!
The clue is the word standard, rather than playing silly buggers, read the dictionary
Screw you and your Bing experience Microsoft, you make our live so much more difficult than it needs to be
I second the motion. I wish Microsoft would just make up their minds already
IE0-6 "standards? We don't need no stinkin' standards"
IE7-9 "Fine fine we've complied with your 'standards' I hope your happy, now pages don't need to be made especially to work with IE.
IE 10 "Yeah so we like your standards, but we've decided to add some of our own... What do you mean they aren't really standards if only we were involved in making them? Fuck you Im a dragon!"
It seems like Microsoft are trying to reverse the tide of what happened to them before. Originally they didn't comply with standards and did things their own way, people migrated away because all sites displayed in chrome / opera / firefox / everything but IE. Now they're standards compliant they're adding in their own stuff again so that pages made using these new IE standards work for IE but won't work elsewhere, so you're forced to use IE.
I've already experienced this problem with a few microsoft sites. Visit with IE works fine, visit with any other browser and you're met with strange 'quirks'
I am guessing a fair few people have never had to design websites twice over in order to get them working.
Once for IE and Once for the rest of the worlds browsers.
One thing that Google and Apple have in common is a working browser. If even these two can coexist then why cant Microsoft?
The point to my post being that I feel its ironic that someone who is forced to look at that screen where the job advert is hidden is probably not there for fun and working for Microsoft is probably not on their agenda
> I am guessing a fair few people have never had to design websites twice over in order to get them working.
So you've not heard of "Responsive Design" then? That's the latest let's have it three ways technique.
Still, the good news is that there's no Microsoft in the mobile world.
Give it a fucking rest Eadon. I can't be arsed to knock up a greasemonkey script just to blot out your repetitive, puerile and immature comments. Spammers have a more varied lexicon.
HAVING TO END IN UPPERCASE EVERYTIME (AND ICON MUST BE RED) AS I'M A FUCKING DICK
"So why not use the built-in "ignore commentard" functionality on the site then?"
Eh? It ain't exactly rocket science ... It's because we aren't all "gold" commentards, the only commantards who have the option to "ignore commentard" outside of the world-wide offices of ElReg. Are you really that ignorant about how ElReg works? And you're a "gold commentard"? More proof that "icons", "badges" and "thumbs" are bloody fucking useless as currently implemented.
Not that I'd ignore a commentard, mind. Wetware works much better than code.
As a side-note ... one wonders why ElReg's elite "gold" commentards feel a need to run away & hide from the commentardary of us lowly blue-collar commentards. Sad, in a way, don't you think?
I think that when a comment reaches 5 more downvotes than it has upvotes, it should automatically be hidden.
Not deleted, just hidden. Basically saying, "Children, be quiet when the grown-ups are talking".
(I also appreciate that this probably guarantees this comment reaching 5 more down than up votes.....)
I seriously wish you had put the joke icon on your post. In the context of an intended joke it is pretty good and made me laugh pretty quickly. Unfortunately due to previous comments you have made it can also be read in the context of another unnecessary attack on MS.
But still kudo's for making me laugh on a friday
That was the bit that got my hackles up right away. A bit.ly URL-shortener link claiming to be a Microsoft job ad?
Yeah, right. Pull the other one, it plays Jingle Bells. There's a reason I've blocked all those sketchy URL shorteners at the firewall; something to do with I don't want to spend my days picking 0-day trojans out of the office PCs.
Who knew...and what do they do all day? Do they have a single monkey at the back end going the actual searches then? It's like something from the IT Crowd..."we've developed this great new search engine...here's the home page!"
"yeah, just type in your search string and click the button and it goes to Google for the results."
Oh and a Bing in Scotland means a slag heap...nuff said.
Must say, I think I'm beginning to develop Eadon-itis here.
If I saw the most annoying IE dialog appear while landing on the front page of bing.com I would simply turn around and head off to Google. MS really don't have a clue do they? As I think has been pointed out here already, anyone worth their salt as a developer wouldn't be using IE in the first place....
yes, other companies hide job ads in http headers. Yes, some weird people look at that.
$ GET -Used http://icanhazip.com/
User-Agent: lwp-request/5.827 libwww-perl/5.833
Date: Fri, 17 May 2013 07:23:51 GMT
Client-Date: Fri, 17 May 2013 07:23:51 GMT
X-RTFM: Learn about this site at http://rkrh.kr/2us and don't abuse the service
X-YOU-SHOULD-APPLY-FOR-A-JOB: If you're reading this, apply here: http://rackertalent.com/
(icanhazip.com is a site that lets you query your external ip from a command prompt, sometimes handy).
My My, such an outpouring of smugness and bitterness over a quite clever way to advertise a job for a large software company. Err why? So someone who is running IE in debug mode finds the job advert and goes for it, good luck to them. It is certainly one way to get some of the wheat out of the chaff.
And as for it being Microsoft, so what! There is nothing like having a couple of Multinationals on your CV when you move in to contracting. MS would be a good start.
I think it would be a great opportunity for someone starting out. I don't get the arrogance of a lot of you.
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