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Lightning has struck a stone sculpture of the goddess Venus and removed her breasts... But in a stroke of divine intervention, the giant stone jubs were saved, despite a 26ft drop. Sculptor Tom Findlay told the NT News that despite the statue's body being destroyed and the 30kg (66lb) breasts being 8m (26ft) above ground, …

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  1. TheTrouser
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    Light strike on lovely's jubblies results in knocker dropper and nip chip

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  2. Rob
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    Is it wrong...

    ... to ask for pictures ;-)

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    1. Code Monkey
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      Re: Is it wrong...

      There are pictures if you follow the link to the (magnificent) NT News site.

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    2. Anonymous Coward
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      Re: Is it wrong...

      It's not wrong, you'd just look a tit.

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    3. Wombling_Free
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      Re: Is it wrong...

      Yes, because it happened in Darwin which means it is drunken delusional bullshit.

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  3. mike 32
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    In the natural threats to ones' life in Darwin, you seem to have overlooked the massive lizard in the photo in the article referenced.

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  4. FartingHippo
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    Some sort of metallic mesh...

    ...shaped in the form of a brassiere would seem to be the order of the day. I think Madonna has one.

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  5. Anonymous Coward
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    Only in Australia would you...

    ...get the first paragraph of a news item with the words 'blasts the tits off'

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  6. Anigel
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    Pictures or it didn't happen

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  7. Arachnoid

    Venus dropped a BooB

    I guess she needs to see a plastic surgeon now.

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  8. Anonymous Coward
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    Bootnotes spelled wrong.

    Shouldn't that be Boobnotes?

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  9. Khaptain Silver badge
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    Forget the mammaries

    Why is there a "big" lizard at the statue base ?

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  10. leeCh
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    Well it was Finlay's

    This is the same stonemasonry business that has a prominent sign you can see from the main road that says: "Get stoned with Tom".

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  11. Anonymous Coward
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    Ode to the dropped boobies

    There was a stone lady called Venus

    Who suffered a mishap so haenous.

    For quick as a flash

    Her boobs dropped with a crash

    And squashed young David's wee penis.

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  12. Arachnoid

    Venus a veritable queen with out a p****s

    A Boob fell off her rack

    Its lucky it didn't fall in a crack

    Never mind, Ill volunteer to stick it back

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  13. taxman
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    I wonder

    how long it takes to think 'why wasn't he holding the other one?'.

    But the comment on the comment about mounting them.....sheer joy!

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  14. Tim Parker

    "Everything disintegrated but the breasts - all that's left is what's under her hips," [Mr Finlay] added.

    Her breasts were under her hips ?... is that typical of goddesses (or Australian women) ?

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    1. FozzyBear
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      Her breasts were under her hips ?.

      30Kg Saggy boobs, Hmm, this is a picture i can do without seeing

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  15. Field Marshal Von Krakenfart
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    Ooooooo....

    I must repost this on titer... eh twiter.

    Maybe Tom Finlay should have given his statue of Venus a big lightning rod.

    Seems ample mammary glands are the norm in the out-back (or should that be the out-front), as the ntnews also reported that Alice Springs topped a 42.7C-cup, while Kintore and Yulara hit a 45C-cup.

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