haha human couples
disgusting. anything that splits them up is good.
One in 20 Brits admit using a mobile phone during sex - and not in a good way - while almost half check mail while pretending to listen to their significant other talking. More than half of us use our phones in bed, but that's forgivable as "checking email" is a marvellous excuse for another five minutes under the duvet. It is …
disgusting. anything that splits them up is good.
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Oh, I don't know. It's kind of cute.
Messy, but cute.
I'd be interested to know what actually counts as using your phone during sex 'in a good way'. Handsfree? Conference calls? Knocking out an email?
Needs a waterproof, or at least washable cover though, and might invalidate the guarantee.
"Has anyone seen my phone?"
"Here, let me call it, listen for the ring."
"OH! So that's where I left it."
Favourite joke from youth:
Q: How do you make your girlfriend cry when you're having sex?
A: Phone her up and tell her.
having it on vibrate? No wonder there is a demand for dust/water proof phones!
there is dust up there? you need to try harder
"British Sex" is an oxymoron anyway.
I've never understood where this idea of the British being sexually repressed came from. You can't even show a pair of tits on American TV without somebody passing out from the sheer horror of it all.
I think my customers might disagree...!
Which most phones now have....
My first thought was phones with cameras, my second thought was phones with chlamydia.
But surely there are better things to hold in your hands during sex than a phone? Unless you're a fanboi, in which case I imagine the phone is an integral part of the experience...
Siri, did the earth move?
"Unless you're a fanboi..." Suddenly it all makes sense. I had read the article as implying you're using a phone while having sex with another human being
According to Nicolaus Copernicus in his 1543 work "De revolutionibus orbium coelestium" it did and it still does.
What did they use for phone sex before the iphone?
This? (link maybe NSFW) http://www.shenit.com/blog/2011/03/02/dildo-shaped-cell-phone-designed-for-japanese-woman-vibrates-perfectly/
"What? ... No I'm not reading my email - I'm just changing my current status from 'LOL' to 'OMG!!!'."
"Some of these instructions are a bit odd, love... 'Insert rod A into hole B and secure with a screw'... Oh, hang on a second, that page is for Karja Sootra, an Ikea wardrobe."
"Well since you ask, I was just telling Siri to add 'repair the cracks in the ceiling' to your todo list..."
It's the one draped over a chair.
Obligatory 'you're holding it wrong' reference
Is it just me but doesn't it seem strange that only 1 in 20 have ever been in a situation where they've had to answer a phone call or at least switch the bloody thing off?
...did you have a small part to play in it???
The score is 111 to 3.
The list of callers for whom I'd answer the phone during sex is a very short list. In fact, one of the people on it was terribly upset for having interrupted me, which she didn't, until I explained to her why, if she rings me, I asnwer it: she is on dialysis at 30 and if she or her family need something at 10pm or 5am or any time at all, I'll be dressed and out the door in two minutes.
Is your wife on dialysis?
Taking the piss?
1. Subject of the story was just sad - Brits have their oddities, just like 'merkins, but dayum!
2. "(most smokers can cope a couple of hours at least, and some can sleep all night without breaking for a cigarette)." What? Has the author ever been a smoker(1)? Wake up to smoke? You have bigger problems than that if this is happening.
(1) Started 27 years ago - Army buddy started feeding them to me in bars, next thing I know, it's packs, cartons... If you ever meet a Richard S. Walker from Maine somewhere, please punch him in the mouth for me. Thanks!
Gotta quit.... easier said than done.
Smoked for 20 years, stopped about 9 years ago, miss it every day.
What finally made you quit?
I'm about ready.
It's easy - just realise you don't want to do it any more.
I have never met a smoker who actually likes cigarettes.
Children - well, the arrival of the first, and living 10 miles from the nearest shop, that helped too.
My Army "buddy" was from Kentucky, worked in tobacco warehouses and seemingly saw himself as a smoking evangelist.
The missus and I have been using ecigs exclusively for about 6 months now. There are buttons to push, batteries to change and charge, various little devices to play with (atomizers! cartomizers! drip-tips!) , clean, unclog, refill with myriad flavors. Then you can get into variable voltage and ohms, new circuitry, form factors, variable (and verifiable) nicotine levels! Despite sucking money from the available stock, it's still much cheaper.
Ah, the fun. I think it's better than just setting little sticks on fire, flicking ashes about and littering-up the yard and premises! Much, much less destructive to ones health as well.
Ah, replying to myself again, just like talking to Mrs Surreal.
Just wanted to clarify that I'm not talking about "Blu", NLA or whatever. Look at sites like ecigsupply, madvapes, vaperschoice. I started with nasty/stale "tobacco-flavored", pre-filled, pricey ecigs.
As you were; smoke 'em if you've got em...
The conclusions drawn from this survey are dubious because YourSayPays is an online pollster. The people using it are not truly representative of the British population, especially when asked about technology. It's like asking which operating system people prefer at a Microsoft convention...
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