If true...
..which I doubt, it would be a serious game changer.
US television station Fox 5 New York has aired a report in which it claims the iPhone 5 comes equipped with a laser keyboard and holographic projector. The claims appear in a news report, since posted to YouTube, in which reporter Lidia Curanaj meets fanbois queueing outside a New York Apple store. That part of the segment …
"It would be patented.
Probably already is."
Actually laser keyboards are already being made so yes patents for that are out. You can already get mobiles with microprojectors and laser keyboards.
holograms are getting there but are not quiet ready to be built into mobiles yet. They could patent it but in all likelyhood the patent would expire before the technology get small and cheap enough to build in
If true...
If what is true? That a Fox station took a fan wish list as a product description?
Surely nothing in the article even implied that the iPhone 5 has the laser keyboard or holographic display.
(Personally, I wouldn't find either feature attractive in a phone anyway. And I don't see what "game" would be changed - Apple would still be the Purveyor of Shiny, and if other manufacturers thought those features would drive significant additional sales, they'd add them too. All a big pile of dreary sameness.)
when they turn on their little iPhone 5 and find their laser keyboard and holographic projector don't work, will take it back for 'repairs'..
That's the problem with promising the world and not delivering.
Still, there is always Samsung's Galaxy Beam with a built-in projector. That actually works. Maybe a keyboard later?
Even if the phone doesn't deliver, people will *think* it does. After all, some folks were handed an iPhone 4S, told it was a 5, and talked about how much more awesome it was than their own 4S.
http://www.maximumpc.com/article/news/jimmy_kimmels_iphone_5_prank_hilariously_depressing
Let's do a little calculating on the back of this envelope:
Republicans watch Fox and they constitute approximately 40% of Americans,
Of Republicans, some 50% are impoverished religious fanatics unable to afford an iPhone,
And 30% are tinfoil hat wearing paranoids unlikely to use mobile phones,
Which leaves us with (at most) 7% of the population, or about 21 million who will believe this broadcast equivalent of the Sun.
Anon because the Republicans are also gun-totin' NRA members.