Hi! I'm Cloudy - it looks like you're trying to install Linux. Would you like some help with that?
Press 1 to install SP8 KnowledgeBase Ultimate Consumer Edition (Simplified)
Press 2 to reboot. You'll be doing this a lot once you're on Linux under our toy software.
Press 3 to order superglue for your eyelids ready for when Metro arrives
Press 4 to Get the Facts on why Linux is so bad for you.
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