In other news RIP Ray Bradbury...
Will be sorely missed.
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Will be sorely missed.
Once I sent a Cobol developer down to pushing up the daisies. Does that count?
For most people working in the usual Dunning-Kruger infected jobs, death is the only salvation we can have. What's the use spending more years in hell when you could simply just stop it all.
I saved someone's life once with a hacked together defibrillator.
It's odd, I really thought something would have burnt out between the mains socket, the ethernet patch plate and the computer at the other end the first time anyone touched the chassis.
It's the first aider, I feel sorry for. If she hadn't lent on the chassis when she tried to administer CPR, the boss would have stayed dead and she would have stayed alive.
Think how much money is saved by not having to have the ambulance folks call the coroner... you just call the coroner in the first place.
I've often applied tourniquets to PL/SQL developers who can't read the f%$#%$g specs, but it's the first time I've heard it called first aid...
Around the neck perhaps?
... be up for this award...?!
I accidentally shut off the phones to the help desk once, I'm sure I've some of the users' lives, especially given the tickets they'll submit sometimes...
One of my staff got chocked on an almond once (true story). He came out of his cube flailing his arms and making funny faces. I Heimliched him. I put my arms around his fatty, sweaty developer belly and saved him . The almond came out and so did some puke. It was awful.
About two years later I fired him. I should have let him choke.
The milk of human kindness does not flow in your veins.
I recently "saved" a number of our HR babes from an overly enthusiastic toaster as a part of my duties as floor fire warden....Unfortunately I had to keep the door open for our sweaty developer as well.
Don't think that counts though.
Nice, but was it you who manipulated the HR babes' toaster in the first place? And did it work out?
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