Half a bottle?
Barely counts as downing.
We've been obliged to postpone our promised poll of the worst film ever until next Friday due to a stampede of nominations. Thanks to everyone who offered their suggestion as to what constitutes the most heinous crime against the filmmaker's art, and we're still working our way through the mountain of celluloid shame. One …
The "Oh Hiiiiii" thing caught on around the office and stuck... Really hits a nerve in the pre-coffee morning times. I had an opportunity to see it live, with Tommy in attendance, but then that life stuff got in the way and I did not get to experience the awesomeness. Too bad, because I'm pretty damned good at extremely-short-range football tossing, especially in formal clothes.
>It's just as well I avoided the full-fat experience
But then you're watching movies like others are listening to music - 'here is more music others like you listen to'!
Have you ever considered that there might be gems of action, story and acting hidden in the other hour or so of this movie?
These pieces may have been utter badness, but how can you vote for this as 'the worst movie' when you haven't watched the full movie?
Oh, the humanity! Will someone think of the children!
can't you just punch a punchcard for each one of the suggestions, giving it a number. Then you use a tabulator for tabulate those cards.
You set up a mailbox in your headquarters, and let people send in punch-cards with the number of the movie they want to vote for. You then sort them, and count the number of cards per movie, punching out a new card for each movie. Those cards can then be sorted and tabulated, and there you go.
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