What kind of div would stand in the rain...
...oh wait, an El Reg photographer!
Braying hordes of fanbois hungry for new iPads failed to turn up outside Blighty's Apple stores today despite months of rumour, hype and speculation. Although slab shoppers were nonchalant in London, they were positively wet in Scotland. A queue of hundreds swiftly ebbed away outside the fruity tech titan's Regent Street …
...oh wait, an El Reg photographer!
Well they are now being sold on for over £1000!!!!!
Order one on the Apple site now and the wait is only two weeks. My delivery date 5th April.
What mug is stupid enough to buy it for that price.
Do they get free laser etching in the store?
Yes - on the forehead: iMugged
£1000 for an ElReg photographer? I'll take 3!
the numpty who queued 4 days for one must've been just a tad pissed off at the bloke who arrived at nine and just walked in and bought one.
I think young Mr Ali has way too much time on his hands and obviously more money than sense to boot!
You don't have to be really rich to afford a gadget like iPad.
Zohaib needs more practice on giving a thumbs-up.
Have you never realised people who more money than you could possibly have _more_ sense than you?
The Reg hasn't covered it so no one is to know but the guy at the front is brain damaged. He does amazing things considering his disability and he was queueing with the help of his friends and family.
I have just read up on him, he has aspergers, likes Apple products a lot and goes to apple in-store tutorials since he has finished school - so apple is where he is learning now.
We wants to work at Apple some day
Good luck to him.
You may not have to be rich, but I'd say at least 80% of the population couldn't spare the sort of cash needed to fund an Apple addiction...
.............Good luck to him."
Despite the fact that I and my good lady do not have a singe Apple product in the house (and have no desire to), I heartily agree - we wish him nothing but the best.
No, but you do need more money than sense...
What time do you open, I want to buy an iPad 3?
What time can you get here?
I'll get my coat...
The TNT driver who delivered mine this morning had his truck full of them.
Tesco selling them at 00:01 possibly also helped keep the queues low.
Tesco didn't honour their accidentally low advertised price.
would you, if it meant you were losing money?
But I doubt it was accidental...
nothing like a bit of controversy to remind the public that 'hey, we sell iPads too ya know!'
for the barriers - must have had local council/police OK - obstruction of the pavement is an offence.
PS - the look of those Apple staff doesn't fill me with confidence in their skills. I did say "look" though. does anyone know any good questions to see if the staff are up to speed (or to wind them up?)
Apple probably paid for the barriers, this is normal with a 'sales' like event.
Westminster Council are very fussy about the pavement being blocked, especially across the road in Soho where they will impose the most draconian measures and threaten to shut the business down, whereas their contractors can get away with blue murder.
How to wind up Apple staff? Ask them what version of Android it runs perhaps.
Ask them what a MAC address is ;)
...........will get it's ICS update would be irresistible!
Bring up a full screen bash terminal session on one of their demo laptops, type a random comand like "ls -al" and leave it that way. It won't fit their image.
"Apple Store staff outnumber queues". Well, of course!
Just how many queues do you need? Do you really need more than one queue?
Anyway, from what I could tell from the photos, even if there would have been more than one queue, the store staff would STILL have outnumbered the queuees.
Unless you count empty queues.
Doesn't "staff" cover all the employees?
In which case, there would be an equal number of queues and staff.
Unless the purchasers get out of hand and start forming queues in different places. Is there a One True Till in an Apple shop, or are their many paths to Purchase?
I suppose one or more of the staff could have brought a staff into the shop, but that might mean they meant to go to a WoW convention. It does seem unlikely though - would you bring the Staff of Weirdness [+2 Clapping] to work? Oh wait...
I'm not sure what happens if the staff have a staff infection.
It's time to get my coat.
The terms seems to get some peoples backs up. But when they turn up to buy the item 4 days before it's released I think all of the mocking is appropriate.
The lack of normal stupidity is a good sign, perhaps people have finally realised that queuing at midnight to buy the next, slightly updated version of what you already have is a complete mugs game.
Nah doubt people learned "that queuing at midnight to buy the next, slightly updated version of what you already have is a complete mugs game."
I think its more along the lines of Steve Jobs being dead. Without anyone doing huge press reviews, while wearing a black turtle neck to look different, telling them it was the newest most revolutionary device ever made that would make their life complete they obviously didn't queue up.
In this case the term fanbois would offend me since only exactly one person turned up four days early. What are you going to do next? Split the infinitive?
IT'S JUST AN iPAD, FFS
Most sensible people either pre-ordered, or bought from other retailers that either opened early (PC World etc) or ordered from John Lewis to take advantage of the 2 year warranty instead of the usual 1 year warranty.
"or ordered from John Lewis to take advantage of the 2 year warranty instead of the usual 1 year warranty."
The European Directive 1999/44/EC says all EU countries have to ensure a retailer can be held liable for all "non-conformities" which manifest within two years from delivery, and the Sale Of Goods Act should cover faults in the goods themselves (for the thick end of the six years given the premium status and price associated with Apple). The John Lewis route would most likely be the more convenient route however, but not the only one.
They can, but under the Sale of Goods Act the responsibility is on the consumer to prove the "non conformity" after 6 months of ownership in the event of the retailer not cooperating. A two year "no questions" warrant is more than just "likely" to be more convenient than paying an independent expert to prove the fault and then attempting to recoup that from the retailer.
No - most sensible people wouldnt buy one
I'd rather give my iMac to the cretins on Jeremy Kyle to repair.
A girl I met at an apple store a few months ago had brought in her iMac as John Lewis had sent the thing back worse than what it was sent in. Covered in gunk, issue not fixed and a chipped stand.
Or didn't and won't buy one at all.
"A two year "no questions" warrant is more than just "likely" to be more convenient than paying an independent expert to prove the fault and then attempting to recoup that from the retailer."
Of course - "in the event of the retailer not cooperating" as you say - but the 'likely' was taking into account those retailers for which this would not be an issue, as well as those that would. My own experience with taking goods back to high street retailers for faulty goods outside of the usual one year warranty has so far been very good (although perhaps not a huge sample size) - which suggests that some of them, at least, tend to understand the intent of the law - and/or the potential issues of nick-picking the letter of it.
I'm not knocking the extra convenience of John Lewis' warranty - it's something I use when judging purchases myself, even if it's not (in reality) a 'no questions' one - I was merely try to highlight certain rights for those that might not be 100% aware.
... its more than just an Ipad... its..... its..... OK, your right its just an iPad.
Must admit to being completely amazed - I expected hordes of braying fanbois (and gurlz) to be taking up entire blocks of pavement, all a-twitter about how they're queueing for a V3 via their V2 tablets with their V1 as a backup in case the battery died.
But no. It's like some kind of crazy outbreak of common sense or something.
Maybe everyone mail-ordered this time round? Perhaps bosses got wise and wouldn't allow any annual leave on a launch day to improve their own chances!
Even fanbois had to get it sooner or later.
If you're sleeping Rough the best place is outside an Apple Store, you just tell the Fuzz you're queueing for the latest iWhatever and you don't get moved on, there's also a good chance of getting your face in the paper and (maybe) a free cup of Coffee.
One of our execs has just returned his iPad2 to the service desk with a massive dent in the side and unresponsive controls.
Funnily enough his iPad1 screen mysteriously shattered on the launch day of the iPad2.
I'm pleased his bad luck won't mean a long queue for whichever wonk has to head over to Apple's shop with a corporate credit card.
I don't see any reason to tolerate someone doing this even if they are an exec. Send his iPad off for repair and tell him it will take two weeks before he gets it back or give him a refurb.
Happened twice now?
Time to sign him up for the "Caring for our IT equipment" course. I'm sure BOFH could think up some of the course content.
Why is his business case for a Hi-Res screen? He'll get a v2 unless he geniunely has a case for a V3.
No-one has the bollox to say it tho.
I had that problem where I used to work with BlackBerry. I kept some old models (had one B/W one that I threatened them with) and that soon put an end to Opps I slipped, oh I hear there is a new model. Same for Laptops a nice D800 tank while we get yours serviced.
> a nice D800 tank while we get yours serviced.
Don't suppose you've got any D600s, have you?
Mine has started to fail quite badly...
He needs the better camera for marketing videos of himself for the intranet.
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