should be more of this sort of thing
the guy is a like a knife-wielding goddamn Batman! without the cowl and cape....
A bloke was arrested after a brawl over a counterfeit Apple mobile led to the fatal stabbing of a con man. The fight kicked off in Zhengzhou, northern China, according to Henan province newspaper The Dahe Daily [Chinese], which published grisly CCTV footage capturing the moment of the stabbing. A 29-year-old cook surnamed …
"In the whole world that would convict him?"
Lets get this straight - he was greedy little man who bought a gadget on the cheap from a bloke hanging around on the street (hello, didn't alarm bells ring at this point?) then gets pissed off when - surprise! - it turns out to be a knock-off. So instead of chalking it up to his own stupidity and learning a lesson he decides he's going to kill the guy but kills someone else instead.
But suuure, I'm sure every jury on the planet would be 100% sympathetic and let him off with a cheerful wave.
Presumably he stood at attention for a time, shui-ing in a passing breeze.
Sorry, could not resist that. I'll just get me coat. That'll be the one with a couple of iphones, a half dozen rolexes and some gen-you-wine imitation Gucci shit. I'll be at your local car boot this weekend.
... Apple had the forethought to patent stabbing people to death. When you consider the unlimited financial penalty of patent infringement, it would be more of a deterrent then that for murder.
Come on Apple, after all, stabbings are an old and well used method of murder, so you'll be in rich pickings for cases for years!
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