Lobbyists distorting reality in America (and in other countries)
The back story as to why a pizza's is legally classed as a vegetable is because of the manipulating lobbying in America has got so badly corrupted, that we are now at the insane point were they are blatantly manipulating reality around what the corporations want, i.e.
"pizza's status as a vegetable and limited how often French fries could be served, stemmed from a 2010 child nutrition law calling on schools to improve the nutritional quality of lunches served to almost 32 million U.S. school children."
So by lobbying pizza == vegetable, then allows them to continue to dump their crap food on 32 million of their children! How is that for an example of profoundly Narcissistic thinking from the corporation leaders to behave like this.
Meanwhile, in this story, we have another lot of lobbyists again distorting reality, in that they freak out if any teacher shows they have a sex life. In the heads of the lobbyists (and the people who pay them) teachers are not allowed to show an interest in sex. That's basically the same sexually twisted chastity style thinking and lobbying that has been used by catholic church leaders for centuries and look what a shocking number of these “sexual lobbyists” have shown themselves up to be really like. (Hint, its at a minimum showing a Borderline pattern of personality disorder and in some cases even more serious).
It shows how badly manipulated American culture has become. (Also both Borderline and Narcissistic are both Cluster B personality disorders (as is Histrionic, as in a desperate need for attention) and look at how much attention all this lobbying gets. Its all part of the power games been played for centuries by Cluster B personality disorders to manipulate everyone else. They are endless manipulators of others).
Disclaimer: To the American's who must blindly defend anything said to question the way American leaders run things; we can also say other countries do indeed also manipulate their people as well, but that just distracts you (and others) from thinking about and sorting out the problems in your own country. Use these stories as an example of where things are not just going wrong but are being manipulated wrong and so it highlights where problems need to be fixed. Also if you are still in denial, then your continued denial is highlighting you as part of the problem.
Oh and while we are on the subject of lobbying to manipulate how people think, any American who still refuses to believe what I've said can keep repeating to themselves "I live in the land of the free" to keep fooling themselves, whilst watching the recent video of blatantly authoritarian police brutality of students being blasted in the faces with pepper spray for peacefully expressing their support against the unending Narcissistic corporate greed in America. The exact same Narcissism leading their society that has allowed lobbyists to try to manipulate pizza's into being thought of as a vegetable to dump crap food on 32 million children. The point is, even the phrase "land of the free" is part of the manipulation to keep reminding everyone they are free when really they are not. Its all manipulation.
Every country has to clean house to prevent the distortion of reality continuing and the manipulating lobbyists are some of the most high profile targets than need to be taken down. Once we all stop their manipulation then we can all work to get at the one's behind the lobbyists who pay them, who will be weakened by the lobbyists being silenced by being exposed for what they are.