Stop
For god's sake - if I wantted t read this kind of dross I'd go to distressed gonad news.
A Dublin woman who ripped her boyfriend's scrotum, leaving him with an extruded left testicle, has been spared jail. There was a gasp in the public gallery on Monday as the prosecution read out the injuries sustained by Eamon Desmond at the hands of Lisa Moran, 42, of Devaney Gardens, Dublin, in the assault, The Irish …
So the commentator probably already realised they were in Boot Notes but maybe struggling with the mental torment caused by this particular topic.
Not everyone enjoys reading about the dangers that lurk around the home for unsuspecting male genitalia...
I'm wondering if men did the equivalent if they would avoid prison too.
http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/local/darlington/9335905.Breast_scratched_in_row_over_split/
This is an example of someone who scratched a breat (not burst it open note) will be interesting to see if he is shown the same leniency as these women.
'While Desmond was calling the police, he felt "a sharp pain in his scrotum area", a police officer told the court.'
What? He didn't notice her go down on him? Or did he think he was in luck and was going to get a BJ? What a load of bollox. Or was it a cock-up? (On second thoughts, she never went there...)
Coat, so I can find my needle and thread.
And to think.. women's groups want the police to allow women to perform checks on new boyfriends to see whether they're the right kind of person, whist saying the same kind of checks on women by men would be sinister stalkerish behaviour more suited to a job interview rather than a human relationship...