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An Oregon woman who posted photos of herself reclining nude and spattered with equine bodily fluids in the carcass of a dead horse has declared she was partly inspired by Star Wars. Jasha Lottin and her friend John Frost came to the attention of authorities in Oregon after an animal lover in South Carolina took exception to a …

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  1. Citizen Kaned
    WTF?

    fucking yanks...

    the land of the 'free' and mental

    1. pepper
      Coat

      Bear Grylls says hello

      It's not just the yanks, the tea sniffers also have quite the habit of climbing into animals.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-YsSINT75c

    2. json

      or "bloody yanks"

  2. Drakkenson

    Eeewwww!

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Apparently..

    ...riding it and use it as beast of burden is OK, but posing nude with it is a no no. If she was dressed, would it be more or less revolting?

    What, didn't *someone* use chunks of something very similar to a horse as a dress before? Was there any fuss back then? Thought so.

    I am shocked and disgusted by what she did, but I wouldn't interfere with her freedom of speech. Use its fur (or skin) on the raw, while you're at it. Eeeeww.

    Meh.

    1. Blitterbug

      She bought & shot it just for the pics...

      ...so to hell with her free speech, that's just foul.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        IT Angle

        Re: She bought & shot it just for the pics...

        ...in a certain country only a few miles from the UK they do far worse to horses. They kill them and then eat them.

        btw, 32 is pretty old for a horse. They probably did it a favour.

        1. Allan 1

          Nothing wrong

          Nothing wrong with eating horsemeat, any more than there is eating cow meat.

          Just because you consider horses to be what is effectivly a large pet,...

          However, this woman is just... foul.

        2. Spoonsinger
          Facepalm

          Re:- hey kill them and then eat them.

          Yep, because it's actually quite nice. Also not so long ago we, (i.e. the UK), did the same. Tastes and general ignorance changes overtime.

  4. Alastair Dodd 1
    FAIL

    spontaineous?

    So that's why they skinned the horse - weirdos

  5. detritus

    I'm torn on this - on the one hand, what the hell is going through her goddamn first-world-spoilt mind? On the other - what the hey? We're all part of Gaia's great bonanza, all flesh and blood, all creatures born without morals or guidance, so as long as no earthly suffering was felt by any party, what does it matter?

    Back on to the other hand— what the hell?!

  6. TRT Silver badge

    *SPEECHLESS*

  7. Big Al
    Joke

    Opportunity missed.

    After all, she could have put on the dominatrix gear and gone for the full 'flogging a dead horse' thing...

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I foresee

    A future involving either time in jail or a lot of conversations with shrinks.

    1. Aaron Em

      'First-world-spoilt'

      Rich coming from somebody with leisure to babble about it on the Internet, &c., &c.

    2. Geoffrey W Silver badge

      I foresee a future in the art world and an exhibition at the Tate Modern. Tracey Emin will be eyeing this with interest.

    3. Armando 123

      I foresee an NEA grant.

    4. Trokair 1
      Mushroom

      Indifference is the word

      I don't care if she lined up 15 dead horses and had a naked orgy on them and I don't think anyone else should either.

      We (as a planet) spend way too much time preoccupied with what other people are doing. We also waste far too many resources on animals for no apparent reason. Tree huggers will be quick to point out that it is "a precious life form" but don't mind swatting bugs, using antibacterial soaps (the ones that use soap), etc. because those life forms are a direct inconvenice to them. Personally I don't care at all what you do with animals as long as it is within the law, it doesn't inconvenience me, and you clean up your mess. The fact that we have homeless people that are actually looking for help that can't get any while PETA holds fully catered rallies shows how stupid the whole "pets are people too" crowd really are. If our ancestors had been that idiotic we as a species would have died out long ago.

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Well...

    "Beast killed with .300 magnum, not light-sabre"

    <comicstore guy>

    PFFFT, WORST SUB-TITLE EVER

    It was cold that killed the TaunTaun. Not a light-sabre.

    </comicstore guy>

  10. Ian Stephenson Silver badge
    Coat

    Too late

    Bear Grylls did it with a camel.

    Maybe I need to rephrase that....

    Nah...

  11. fishman

    All this fussing

    It's like beating a dead horse.

    1. Aaron Em

      out-comic-book-guy'd

      Please. Any *real* fan would know it was spelled just 'tauntaun', no CamelCase required.

      Of course, anyone sensible would know that something described as a 'reptomammal' on the Star Wars wiki isn't worth arguing about in any further detail, but if I were sensible then I wouldn't be commenting here, would I?

    2. PikeyDawg
      Coffee/keyboard

      TY - I needed that today

    3. Matt Bryant Silver badge
      Boffin

      RE: Too late

      Years ago I read the Star Wars idea of using the dead mount as an igloo was inspired by a Red Indian legend of a warrior that hid from his enemies on the battlefield by gutting and crawling inside his dead pony.

      1. Bumpy Cat
        Boffin

        RE: Too late

        IIRC, some of Napoleon's soldiers did the same on the Retreat from Moscow.

  12. John Hawkins
    Thumb Up

    Lady Godiva eat your heart out...

    Or perhaps the horse's heart as the case may be. Heck of a woman at least - don't see why people are going crook about about her.

  13. Aaron Em

    Nothing too shocking

    if you've ever been present to see a deer gutted. Nudity is a bit unusual in that circumstance, I will grant, but she's not at all hard on the eyes, and I'd be lying if I didn't admit the predator ape in the back of my brain didn't find the scene at least somewhat appealing.

    You would be too. But don't let me stop you.

  14. Skizz

    It didn't happen...

    ...unless we see the Playmobile reconstruction!

  15. Rich 2
    WTF?

    Errr.....

    errr.....

    1. Trokair 1
      FAIL

      No Need

      There are actual pics, no reconstruction required.

    2. Trokair 1
      Paris Hilton

      Had the same thought

      A bit strange but not at hard on the eyes for a carcass exploring nudist.

  16. Camilla Smythe Silver badge

    What is this new definition of extreme deathsex bestiality?

    "Culminating with a nude Lottin climning into the carcass of the animal, and then eating it."

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      I guess that would depend on exactly what is meant by "climbing on".

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        ... and ...

        also what's meant by "eating it".

  17. b166er

    Is that Kaned as in S&M or Kaned as in stoned?

    Mental

  18. leon stok
    Facepalm

    besides the obvious WTF..

    It would have made a hell of a lot better pics in the snow.

    (and without the stupid grin on her face, which sort of seems to make her claims of 'being one with the animal' sound the same as if she was eating a horse-burger.)

  19. Paul Shirley

    meat dress

    Lady Gaga did it with more style ;)

    1. Francis Boyle Silver badge

      Er?

      for <some> value of style.

  20. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
    Childcatcher

    EPIC!

    So an "animal lover" took offence?

    And he was at the 4-chan watering hole?

    Say no more!

  21. Shane8
    Pint

    Today ?

    Sounds like a friday story to me!

  22. TRT Silver badge

    Actually...

    After the numbness from seeing those pictures has subsided... did it remind anyone else of that scene from Carrie?

    1. Olafthemighty
      Thumb Up

      @TRT

      Apart from the smiling and the lack of clothes, yes.

  23. Minophis
    WTF?

    And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.

  24. ShelLuser

    The more we comment...

    ...The more this pair can say "Mission accomplished" (as such I'm not commenting on the event itself).

    With stuff like this I think one rule applies here: "It doesn't matter /how/ they talk about us as long as they /are/ talking about us".

    Not me.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Huh

      Color me surprised it took this long for the obligatory quote!

  25. Peter Simpson 1
    Paris Hilton

    Oh, come on....

    ...they were just horseing around!

    //nude, you say?

  26. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    If they had done it in the Tate then they'd be falling over themselves and calling it art...

    Least it's more interesting than a dead cow or sheep in urine...

  27. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I thought the protective gloves...

    were a little redundant?

    1. foo_bar_baz

      She's using a knife, so my guess is they're there for grip. Slippery hands + sharp knife != good idea.

  28. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    4channer

    And here I was, thinking I missed some thread... Those pictures are really old and pretty benign compared to the regular stuff.

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