>>So why not recommend our new Nico-Teens™ mini cigarettes to your nephews & nieces before the winter arrives
No IT angle here, but they have them already, at least in the US, they call them Marlboro 72's.
They're marketed as being shorter for short breaks. Yeah right, they're shorter so High School students can flush them down the toilets faster when a School Administrator or School Cop walks into the Bathroom they're smoking in. They're also usually two dollars cheaper than the regular packs.
I smoke, its one of those bad habits the Army and Military in general tends to do to people, along with Alcoholism (though I dont drink in any real quantity, oddly enough. Makes me too sick the next day), but I see through Phillip Morris' bullshit on those things loud and clear. Makes me want to quit even more than I already do, but Nicovax doesnt work well, Chantix made me literally lose three days (I apparently slept for three days), I dont think using the same drug Im addicted to to quit using it makes any sense so the gums, electronic cigarettes and lozenges are out, and the antidepressants make me have insomnia worse than I already do. Some nerd or boffin as you guys call them needs to come up with something better based off of snake venom or something like that which blocks the nicotine receptors but doesn't have all the very strange and downright dangerous side effects of Chantix.
Anyway, funny thing about those Nico-Teens/"72's" is that they have the same levels of Nicotine and "Tar" as a regular Marlboro, but you wind up smoking a pack twice as fast. So kids get hooked twice as fast, for less money.