How about cleaning it yourself?
Seriously. If you care enough to take a snap, you might as well just clean it yourself.
...Of course, removing graffiti is a different problem.
Orange's latest wheeze is to get customers photographing dog shit, and other street clutter, for forwarding to local authorities – in the hope they can afford to do something about it. The idea actually comes from LoveCleanStreets, but has been picked up by Orange as part of the operator's "Do Some Good" campaign aimed at …
It's a shame I didn't get a picture of the one my dog did a few years back after she had eaten a bar of soap (from Lush - non foamy).
It had those little sparkles in it, and when I discovered it in the garden it was shining in the sunlight like it had landed from outer space. I inspiringly called it 'sparkleshit' and can honestly say it has been one of the most unique sights I have seen throughout my entire existence. I mean, how often do you come across a shit that sparkles?
If I'd been a bit more clued up I could probably have won the Turner prize with it. C'est la vie, viva la turd!
Too bloody right. Got two dogs myself and wouldn't dream of leaving their deposits on pavements, or even on footpaths near town, so it really pisses me off that some people don't bother and get responsible dog owners a bad name. In woods, out in the fields and up on the hills, for sure dogs are very much in the minority when it comes to crapping. But round town you clear it up, you dirty lazy bastards.
Of course it would be very nice if Orange practiced what they preach and didn't do the equivalent of leaving dog turds in the phones they sell.
I have a perfectly nice ZTE Blade (San Francisco) which Orange took, added a bunch of useless orange flavoured crapeware, plus trial versions of some lame games and then made it so you couldn't delete the bloody stuff - NOT EVEN THE CRAPWARE GAMES TRIALS!!!!!!!
Orange: Don't leave your corporate dog turds in stuff you sell.
(Phone now nicely rooted, decrapped and not on Orange, thank you.)