Bulgarian airbags
Surely you've got it arse-about-face? You're saying that Angelina Jolie was better-endowed than the original toon? I don't think so. That strange Aussie woman who had 2 liferafts attached (news a few weeks ago) is, but I gather that those are filled with gas, rather than the traditional meat.
A real version of the original Lara Croft would have had some difficulty with standing up, never mind performing back-flips.
I still don't know why game reviews at El Reg are classified under hardware, although I can see a slight connection where Lara Croft is concerned.