Oh hey guess what other books about Mars I mixed them up with?
Paramount is ambitiously eyeing a film version of Ray Bradbury's The Martian Chronicles, the collection of classic sci-fi short stories describing human efforts to colonise the Red Planet. According to the Hollywood Reporter, the studio has picked up the rights following a stalled attempt by Universal and Steven Spielberg to …
the fascination that "The Martian Chronicles" have held over people over the years. If someone had bought and were developing Asimov's Foundation series or Niven and Pournelle's "Mote in God's Eye" then I would sit up and pay attention.
be careful what you wish for...
I liked the 'Martian Chronicles' as a book, but a film ???????
'The Mote in Gods Eye' could be good but IMO "King David's Spaceship" would make a better movie - not only spaceships, but Injuns on the warpath and piracy under sail too!
However, the one I'd really like to see on screen is Ken Macleod's "Cosmonaut's Keep".
Why not Uwe Boll?
They were pretty clever stories for the 1950s, and fulfilled the fundamental law of SF in being abut the F, not the S. They made you think, and made you think about real life too. And, come on, is the bee gun not cool?
But the TV series was dire, because it concentrated on the S, all sets and special effects (both beyond the ability of the budget)
I don't think that melancholy air could easily be captured in a film, and as for Holywood doing it - well, no chance.
....that Hollywood ever touch one of those masterpieces.
Ooh, yes, the Engines of Light trilogy would be great on film. I'd also like to see Alastair Reynolds' Revelation Space series filmed.
How about an adaptation of Kim Stanley Robinson's classics?
..just try reading "Report on Planet Three and other Speculations" Arthur C Clarke. Even I who will read every word skipped bits, but I did persist to the end where there is, how can I put it, a joke.
Well my first thoughts were "oh dear", but I hope I am wrong.
The episodic nature of the book, will need quite a bit of work to be turned into a single narative. The temptation to expand the "action" parts of the book may be just too strong.
Done well this could be spectacular, but I suspect it will become a "Red Avatar", with stories like "There Will Come Soft Rains" lost in the process.
Oh and please spend the money on the screenplay, not 3D effects.
"Oh and please spend the money on the screenplay, not 3D effects."
Now, now, let's not get common sense involved here.
Never let the screeplay get in the way of a good visual effect.
I don't see that a film adaptation is going to work any better. The book is a series of separate stories, the only common element being the Martians. The miniseries format worked well for that. (And it wasn't that bad. It got me reading the book.)
"And it wasn't that bad."
For its time it was actually done rather well; simulating on film what Bradbury created in the minds of his readers is likely to be even harder on the big screen than it was on the small.
... or if you want a REALLY ambitious mini-series, why not James Cameron’s version of Stan Robinson’s Red, Green and Blue Mars trilogy?
First thing I thought of but done proper, like.
Some Bradbury fans are willing to go a bit further...
Rendezvous with Rama
Morgan Freeman allegedly looked into doing that one but it looks to have failed. I'd have thought it was more do-able than many classic sci-fi novels. Probably would have even worked well in 3D, ker-ching.
I've read Red Mars. Hard scifi definitely but a boring read imho.
Richard Morgan's Altered Carbon would make a good Scifi noir.
I think this is going ahead, not a done deal though:
The sequels were dross, though.
+1 for Altered Carbon
Also Alastair Reynolds' Silver Rain would make a great film - ok, *could* make a great film
Oh .. another chance to watch Rock Hudson be a good dad and husband on screen.
Yes. Apparently the requirement that gay actors only play gay characters was lifted as part of the Cretinous Adherence ti Literalism Repeal Act of 1967, wherein it was acknowledged that certain sections of the population were able to distinguish the difference between an actor and the character(s) he or she might play. This allowed people like Daniel Radcliffe, for example, to play a boy wizard despite having no magical powers whatsoever.
For making me laugh.
But I think Emma Watson really is a witch (in a good way)
Bradbury is an ass who also claimed rights to the movie title "Fahrenheit 911" it may be remembered.
Old writers age badly.
That said, do we really need ecological/humanitarian/coldwar 50's SF redone on the silver screen?
I'm not a fan of Bradbury's books, but that reference is just too obvious.
Or failing that, some thud'n'blunder from the Lensman series - how did Hollywood ever miss that?
A 1984 anime called SF New Age Lensman, which was something of a train wreck.
(And from Wikipedia: "In 2008, Ron Howard's Imagine Entertainment and Universal Pictures began negotiations with the author's estate for rights to film the Lensman series. The negotiations are for an 18-month renewable option. At the WonderCon convention in San Francisco in February 2008, J. Michael Straczynski, the creator of Babylon 5, confirmed that Howard had acquired the rights and also hinted that he was involved in the project as well. On 17 June 2008, Straczynski wrote that he had begun work on the project.")
you would have thought the lizard people would have helped it along (but on the down-low of course)
apart from anything else you could have had a cast of 1000's of holywood A-list lizardworshipers in it, i mean would you turn down a chance to be in a story written by god?
A proper Lensman movie would be something to see but I doubt the astounding level of misogyny will survive :) I'd love to see two planets colliding at faster than the speed of light!!!
"... the Lensman series - how did Hollywood ever miss that?"
Perhaps a little trouble finding a female lead to play the doormat.
So Bradbury thought the mini series boring did he?
he's clearly never read the short stories then because I thought them a very accurate rendidtion.....
but nothing touched by the dead hand of Gentry "I had an idea once and have written it into every book I've worked on since" Lee
Er... this was supposed to be in reply to the "Rendevous With Rama" comment... dunno what happend I must have had a brainfade.
Have the scientologists made 'Stranger in a Strange Land' yet?
I rather liked "Stranger in a Strange Land" although I don't think anyone will be doing a film adaptation of it, as I'm fairly sure the rating one would achieve in being faithful to the original manuscript would preclude it ever being seen.
Wrong author - "Stranger in a Strange Land" was Heinlein, not Hubbard. But I shudder to think what Hollywood would do to that one...
He wrote crap SF and had the gall to steal all Heinlein's ideas fir his nutty religion.
The two met at an SF convention and made a bar bet about who could write the better religiously thematic SF book. Heinlein won the better book, Hubbard won the money.
Seconded, that would make a cracking film, Harry Shearer to voice the Moties... The Martian Chronicles was very boring on TV, no reason to assume that Hollyweird can improve on it..
I loved watching this on TV as a child, it instilled a fear in me that, until then, I had not comprehended.
A big-screen adaptation would probably work, if they hacked and disfigured it beyond all recognition.
"The City and The Stars" by Arthur C. Clarke ?
Only it was called 'Outcasts'
Starship battles using trench warfare tactics? Uh, thanks, I'll pass.
I'd chip in a couple of bucks for a short indie around the "Retief" series, though.
Please god no. Clarke was a great ideas man but a very average fiction writer, and Rama was definitely not written on his best day. Rama was an epiphany for me: "Wow, someone can actually write so badly that they can make exploring a giant alien spaceship BORING!"
And then there were the sequels. The first was OK-ish. But the second was so brain-bendingly dreadful on every single level that I refused to spend good money finding out how the story ended.
Stargate Universe was a pretty good take on Rama. Shame it got cancelled really - that and "Defying gravity" have been the only two decent SF shows in the last few years. (Please don't mention Outcasts. Someone tell the BBC they just can't do SF, yeah? Doctor Who doesn't count - it's fantasy.)
Someone get them to eat the chocolate pudding!
After seeing what Hollywood did to intellectually interesting SF classics such as "Starship Troopers" and "I Robot", I am concerned about what they would do with the stately and bleak "Martian Chronicles". They'd probably go one of two routes A) filling the movie with scifi battles between humans and Martians, or B) turning the setting of the movie into some kind of "Day After Tomorow" environmental parable.
The last thoughtful rendering of a sci-fi book classic was the remake of "Solaris" back in 2002 or so, with George Clooney and Natasha McElhone (probably just slaughtered her name)
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