Busted Romanian TV star fingers Bulgarian airbags
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Romanian television personality Simona Suhoi, aka Simona Sensual, has firmly fingered her Bulgarian airbags as the cause of a serious affront to local traffic laws. Ms Suhoi was pulled by traffic cops in Bucharest last week, and asked to explain why she was driving while her licence was suspended following a recent accident. …
That was an educated* guess. Based on what sounded like a version of the "a squared plus b squared equals c squared" formula at some point plus the triangle on the blackboard (what do you mean it didn't have a right-angle?)
Did I get it right, then? :)
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As someoneone who drives/crews one, there's not a lot we can do for chest pain of that nature. In such cases, pre-hospital sedation is usually looked on with a little suspicion from our managers.
Mind you, every "airbag deployment" is a hospitalisation call for us unless the patient (unwisely) declines. I've not considered this type of deployment but its to check things over ranging from possible hearing damage (peversely, despite what one might imagine looking at this lady, the ears don't get adequately covered by the type of airbag deployments WE get sent to), to minor facial abrasion including "getting something in your eye".
I speak Romanian, so I understand what she's saying without subtitles, but I also have this psychological condition where I have a seizure when I hear stupid people speak, especially if they do so in Romanian (as for some reason stupid people speaking English don't have the same effect), so I stopped watching just after she started quoting PI as 1.41...
Also, what ich said.
My post was rejected by moderators, I was commenting on the stupidity of government and the adaptability of human beans, but it somehow got misconstrued.
In Romania citizens can get up to five years in the can for driving with illegal documents, whereas in the UK, whilst not being praised, people are not really punished, so if you are a Romanian and you want to drive illegally, it is far safer to do it here.
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