Ok - when reviewing these things the following is what I want to see:
Price, battery life, storage (on-board and supplemental. ie microSD), wireless (wi-fi, bluetooth), screen size and total size, weight.
Does it have a 3.5mm headphone socket?
Can I read the screen in daylight?
Can I lock the screen to stop it doing (unwanted) things when in my pocket?
I do not want to know about 3D on a handheld device.
That's all for now.
I always find my self thinking 'that's all well and good, but will I want one?' and unless it's a detailed review of something I can actually go out and buy I find myself de-tuning myself from this sort of article.