With apologies to the pythons
Maitre D: And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin install.
Windows 7: No.
Maitre D: Oh sir! It's only a tiny little thin one.
Windows 7: No. F--- off - I'm full... [Belches]
Maitre D: Oh sir... it's only wafer thin.
Windows 7: Look - I couldn't install another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.
Maitre D: Oh sir, just... just one...
Windows 7: Oh all right. Just one.
Maitre D: Just the one, sir... voila... bon appetit...
[Windows 7 somehow manages to stuff the wafer-thin install into its mouth and then swallows. The Maitre D takes a flying leap and cowers behind some potted plants. There is an ominous splitting sound. Windows 7 looks rather helpless and then explodes, covering waiters, diners, and technicians in a truly horrendous mix of half installed apps plug-ins and parts of hardware. People start vomiting.]
Maitre D: [returns to Windows 7's table] Thank you, sir, and now the check.