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Police have busted the Paris jub-flash mugger who, along with an accomplice, earlier this month relieved a man of €300 after distracting him with her chesticles. The pair targeted their victim at a cashpoint on 7 August. One of them exposed her chest and grabbed the poor chap's wedding tackle, while the other snatched the cash …

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  1. Andrew Barr
    Troll

    Playmobile or it didn't happen!!

    You might have to cover the relevant bits due to the age of the playmobile girls!!

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  2. MinionZero
    Headmaster

    Context is everything...

    Ok own up, as the Reg does a lot of Paris Hilton stories, who thought at first, they were using a photo of Paris Hilton.

    As for these evolutionary reject scumbag throw backs, it looks like they are well on their way to a life of crime.

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  3. A. Lewis
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    Top stuff

    Thanks as always El Reg, for keeping us abreast of all the pertinent international news.

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  4. Guido Esperanto
    Big Brother

    to the previous commentards

    who stated "pics or it didnt happen"

    the feds will be at the door soon with a register for you to sign :D

    you dirty ole men!

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