Seasoned trolls..
OK El Reg, while this is an IT site let us not lose touch with the reality of the IQ of most internet trolls. It put my money on this being a real moron. Remember that we are talking MLB.com here as well, the most godawful sport ever to disgrace the airwaves (okay... curling wins by a broomstick). It is highly probable an IP address would unmask the troll. That is all.