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The June issue of Playboy will feature added substance in the form of 3D centerfold Hope Dworaczyk - a first for the men's mag, which is trying to cash in on the success of Avatar and the like. The magazine's founder Hugh Hefner reportedly asked: "What would people most like to see in 3D?" "Probably a naked lady," came his own …

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  1. Bruce Ordway

    Dworaczyk

    Dworaczyk - doesn't he write for PC magazine?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      @Bruce

      Erm, probably won't be the first to say this but I think you'll find that the Dworaczyk in question is a she and will be the lady to get the 3D treatment.

      1. No. Really!?
        Badgers

        Dworaczyk

        Ermmmm - I think you'll find @Bruce neglected to use the joke icon.

    2. No. Really!?

      Dworaczyk

      ...and is a tit

    3. informavorette

      Goodness, no!

      The guy writing "Everything is crap" columns for PC Mag is called Dvorak. I recently happened to land at one of them. Based on the accompanying mugshot, I predict that showing him naked on a centerfold will be a certain method to lower Playboy (or even Playmate) sales to zero with a single issue.

  2. Uk_Gadget
    Paris Hilton

    Haha

    Didin't see that one comming!

    Paris In 3D... Yup

  3. 3kids2cats1dog

    We don't need 3-D Porn

    Anyone could do 3-D. What the "Industry" needs is Feel O' Vision (tm). Really I'm tired of darting at things coming out of the screen.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Soon, very soon...

    Playboy will include an inflatable porn doll with each issue.

  5. Steven Raith
    Flame

    Aaaargh....

    "He said: "People want things that last and have meaning. This particular picture is one example of how books and magazines are different. You can hold it in your hands, save them, and as dad used to, put them under the mattress.""

    I never, ever want to get that mental image again.

    *breaks out the cerebral scourers and brain bleach*

    Steven R

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Falling figures

    >Circulation has dropped from 3.5 million in 2006 to 1.5 million today.

    I'd blame electronic downloads and file sharing, they'd better form an alliance with the RIAA and MPAA I also understand Nick Clegg is looking to join anyone who will listen to him.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      He he

      Well you know, that at least once, for sure, you're dad shagged your mum.

      Picture that as you eat your cornflakes.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Oh come on......

        That's just cruel.

      2. Elmer Phud Silver badge
        Headmaster

        What???!!!!

        You mean my dad's a Motherf#@%£r ???

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Happy

          Maybe...

          If you have younger siblings, it's a possibility; otherwise, NO!

          1. Steven Raith

            I am the younger sibling

            So my dad is definitely a mothayfookay.

            Mind you, I could have told you that from my experiences of him teaching me to drive, arf.

            [just kidding dad, if you've googled me...]

            Steven R

  7. Gavin Chester
    Thumb Up

    what would Heff say?

    Why would HH need a 3D centerfold, no doubt he could get "on demand" access in the flesh to said beauty.

    Not jealous ( in case the wife reads this)

  8. Michael Parker
    Joke

    Surely...

    ...if the centre-fold were one of the Navi people, it'd make for a VERY blue edition of the magazine.....?

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Pictures..

    It ain't true without pictures..

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Thumb Down

    link??

    :(

    bah

  11. iamapizza

    Pics

    Or it didn't happen!

  12. Don S.
    Coat

    What?

    "Playboy editorial director Jimmy Jellinek said he hoped Friday's "newsstand event" would remind readers that while the internet's all well and good for perusing smut, there's nothing quite like a hard copy in your hands."

    Who reads Playboy with 2 hands?

    Mines the grimy raincoat.

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    3D?

    My wife already has those.

  14. Annihilator
    Pint

    Been done courtesy of our red tops

    I remember the Sun publishing their page 3 dolly in glorious 3D back in 1990-ish. Free pair of green/red glasses came with it. Though as I was a young adolescent, I only remember thinking "BOOBS! WOOO!" and can't remember if the 3D was any good.

    1. Paul M 1

      or..

      "Men Only" - circa 1986.

    2. Wommit
      Paris Hilton

      I seem to remember that

      didn't they call it wobble vision or something similar?

  15. Monty Cantsin

    Playboy is hardly the best place to put a 3D image

    Will any of the regular readers notice that it's 3D? They'll open up the centrefold, see the blurry, double-vision image of a naked woman, and assume that the "you'll go blind" warning was true.

  16. informavorette
    Coat

    How?

    I know you're not going to pretend that you're publishing this because of the tech angle. Nonetheless, it wouldn't have hurt to include some tech information: how exactly are they going to print a 3D image on a flat paper centerfold? I can think of some optical illusion techniques, but none of them deservers to be called 3D.

    1. Wommit
      Paris Hilton

      Pop-up pictures.

      See teh title.

  17. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    First?

    Didn't Front do an anaglyph 3D spread a few years ago?

    Jana and Lucy Pinder from what I remember.

  18. David Neil
    Paris Hilton

    Something missed

    Given it was always my dream to be the fella that left old jazz mags under a hedge to be found by young lads, does tis mean I need to make sure I also leave some spare 3d specs?

    1. sT0rNG b4R3 duRiD
      WTF?

      Good god...

      "Given it was always my dream to be the fella that left old jazz mags under a hedge to be found by young lads, does tis mean I need to make sure I also leave some spare 3d specs?"

      All the weird ones are crawling out of the woodwork now ;)

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Funny you should say that

      Was out cycling in the middle of the Norfolk fens the other day, and found an acceptably untarnished jazz mag on the verge. Wasn't very exciting though. Odd that they still need to censor certain, shall we say, penetrative acts.

      Anonymous - don't want people to know I was out cycling in Norfolk.

  19. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    staples?

    Now we'll be able to see just how far that staple penetrated.

    Mine's the one with the deep, magazine-sized pockets.

  20. Anonymous Coward
    Badgers

    Been done long, long ago

    At (Public) school we were looking for a hiding place for contraband booze. We lifted a floorboard and found a small stash of magazines, judging from the decor, scanties, appearance of the ladies featured I guess 1920/30s vintage. They were mostly B&W but one was 2 colour printing and with 3D specs we were able to delight in the full experience. The extent of airbrushing meant that when we subsequently encountered real women we were surprised to find they had nipples and pubic hair - now I understand the latter confusion could still apply in some cases, however nowadays (I'm reliably informed) the absence of pubic hair reveals details not disclosed in our day.

    I think even then (1960s) our contemporary smutty mags were still constrained from showing nipples (etc).

    1. Robigus

      Old school

      "The extent of airbrushing meant that when we subsequently encountered real women we were surprised to find they had nipples and pubic hair"

      Wow! They must've had Photoshop Clockwork Edition.

      1. John F***ing Stepp

        Us old guys did it with steam.

        Cut and paste and iron that sucker down.

        (and actually the paste wasn't that damn bad back then.)

        But you could get burned.

        (Had to be pretty stupid to pick up the wrong end of an iron; but crap happens.)

  21. Tony Humphreys
    Thumb Up

    Whatever next

    Scratch and sniff?

  22. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    "Dworaczyk spread"

    Really!?

  23. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    Where's the playmobile version

    Seriously, Optimus Prime would be up for this.

  24. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    If they want to cash in...

    They need Na'vi models, not 3D. I'd buy it then...

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