Automated response #36
Pictures or it didn't happen!
A New Zealand teenager whose mates dared her to flash her chesticles at passing motorists brought traffic to a standstill when an appreciative driver ran her over, the Southland Times reports. Cherelle May Dudfield, 18, stood in the middle of an Invercargill road with her assets exposed on 27 September. This turned out to be …
C'mon Lester - have you been at the sauce early today??
As this is clearly a story of international significance to those of us in the IT professions I took it upon myself to...erm...uncover the particulars of this story: it would appear that the pair of "traffic cones" in question were 100% natural. And all the better for that IMHO.
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Their jaws dropped ... they were thinking "Holy crap! Does she call THAT an udder? Why is it bifurcated, why is it mounted entirely too close to her neck, and where are the other two teats?"
I'm always appalled at the lack of understanding when it comes to animal behavior, despite the fact that humans have been domesticating animals for tens of centuries ...
Her face also belonged to her, not a model in a stock image....
I can't make my mind up if the pic is gratuitous or not...
After all there are more sheep in New Zealand than people and, well, I bet it gets lonely on those cold winter nights and they might need reminding what a woman looks like...
Wow, my home town mentioned in The Register. What is the world coming to?!
Really though, September is spring in the deep south and they are used to the cold anyway. And if you are going to link to the story you could at least link to the original source.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/southland-times/news/court/3164670/Flashing-breasts-big-traffic-hazard
Paris, because it seems right up her alley...