Automated response #36
Pictures or it didn't happen!
A New Zealand teenager whose mates dared her to flash her chesticles at passing motorists brought traffic to a standstill when an appreciative driver ran her over, the Southland Times reports. Cherelle May Dudfield, 18, stood in the middle of an Invercargill road with her assets exposed on 27 September. This turned out to be …
Pictures or it didn't happen!
Where's the Playmobil re-creation?
A brain removal pre-op seems to be standard for breast enhancement patients these days.
Am i the only one who would have sued her for damage to my car and personal trauma (unless she was some kind of model).
Though if she is a model there's always the 'out-of-court settlement' option... well, if she's fit....
Pictures, or etc.
Pics or it didn't happen.
We need to see the weapons of car distraction, or there's no need to move to NZ!
“Cracking the windscreen”
Is that some sort of euphemism?
Did Ms Dudfield suffer an additional unreported wardrobe malfunction?
Cherelle May DUDfield. Seriously.
Resisting the temptation to make some totally inappropriate comment about hardness of her bits, usually in my experience as a medic, the windscreen is cracked by "a bit of head".
Otherwise it all seems a bit difficult to swallow really.
.. in the UK she'd have been put straight on the sex offenders register..
...the title should be:
NZ GAL'S BULGARIAN AIRBAGS FAIL TO HALT TRAFFIC
C'mon Lester - have you been at the sauce early today??
As this is clearly a story of international significance to those of us in the IT professions I took it upon myself to...erm...uncover the particulars of this story: it would appear that the pair of "traffic cones" in question were 100% natural. And all the better for that IMHO.
obviously airbags do save lives then.
Said airbags failed to inflate further to protect the poor girl.
flash 10 needed
That is all.
....as if this had happened over here I reckon he'd have been the one charged (probably with DWDC&A) and the girl would be claiming compo off've his insurance.
That's what I like about the Anglophone world... you can spot chavs by their names.
It gets pretty cold down in Invercargill at that time of year. Not ideal flashing weather.
So you mean you think it's the frozen silicone bags that broke the windscreen? That is scary.
... methinks pictures of this lassie may offend the common male quite a bit.
Prove us wrong though, El Reg!
Err.. Paris? Cos she's got none, really....
The Judge and the Driver should handover their man bits and be kicked out of Reg Club for discouraging this kind of thing.
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Hurray for democracy the tyranny of the majority
That's got to be the most exciting thing to happen there for years!
I love new zealanders - the policeman is obviously trying not to split himself laughing, yer one seems to be to be a bit embarrassed and they had her pretend to flash about 10 times.
And they labeled her "reformed flasher" and had her (pretend to?) flash the cows too.
Former President Bill Clinton has begged the Obama administration to be made a Special Envoy to New Zealand.
Pardon my ignorance, but why are they called BULGARIAN airbags. Surely they were made in New Zealand
Standard terminology, please don't question it or you'll break the fabric of our El Reg world.
.. still no reaction from the cows..
Pull the udder one
Their jaws dropped ... they were thinking "Holy crap! Does she call THAT an udder? Why is it bifurcated, why is it mounted entirely too close to her neck, and where are the other two teats?"
I'm always appalled at the lack of understanding when it comes to animal behavior, despite the fact that humans have been domesticating animals for tens of centuries ...
was obviously temporarily blinded by the oncoming high-beam headlights
Driving straight at the distraction?
that finds "Lay Court" funny in this story? (watch the vid)
Heres the article in question:
Also a reference i found under google images :-)
Pah! They've seen it all before. And better.
Hopefully the airbags cushioned the blow.
Ok, getting coat now to cover my moobs.
...otherwise the driver would have got 25-to-life for molesting a minor!
Sorry guys, this was reported on the TV last night over here, and you really should not be asking for pics. Have a look at http://www.3news.co.nz/Motorist-distracted-by-a-fine-pair/tabid/423/articleID/134283/Default.aspx
Mind you, her face wasn't blurred on the telly.
Her face also belonged to her, not a model in a stock image....
I can't make my mind up if the pic is gratuitous or not...
After all there are more sheep in New Zealand than people and, well, I bet it gets lonely on those cold winter nights and they might need reminding what a woman looks like...
in the silicon obviously
Must've been a bit nippy out. Guess you really can cut glass with 'em.
Wow, my home town mentioned in The Register. What is the world coming to?!
Really though, September is spring in the deep south and they are used to the cold anyway. And if you are going to link to the story you could at least link to the original source.
Paris, because it seems right up her alley...
You learn something new every day. I shall henceforth refer to chesticles, bazookahs, norks, knockers as bulgarian air-bags.
In Paris's case they are more like tea-bags.
As far as I can make out, while the ensuing fracas was traffic-stopping, the actual funbags as displayed were conclusively proven not to be.
"Bulgarian airbags" is now added to my lexicon of alternative words for well... Bulgarian airbags
Surely the overriding rule of driving (on the LHS of the road) is that if anything is in front of you STOP!
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