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Treehugging, possibly lycanthropic web-2.0 campaigners have launched a petition intended to "stop NASA from bombing the Moon!". The organisers of the petition claim that the space agency is turning unspoiled lunar wilderness into a "firing range" for space weapons, and that US "imperialists" intend to colonise the moon "without …

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  1. weirdcult
    Heart

    sigh

    i think i might be in love with them.

  2. M7S
    Alien

    It'll might not hit the target

    SHADO will intercept it first if it goes anywhere near their little outpost.

    The blue suit with the white boots please.

  3. eezatehgeeza
    Alien

    The Word According to the Shatner...

    Oh, him? He's harmless. Part of the free speech movement at Berkeley in the sixties. I think he did a little too much LDS.

  4. LucanUK
    Alien

    Says it all....

    lunatics...

    PMSL!

  5. Rik Silver badge
    Headmaster

    Another demonstration

    of Poe's Law?

  6. Richard Cartledge
    Thumb Down

    This is bad

    Watch "Secret Space" by SuicideStokie on Youtube.

  7. Pyros
    Alien

    Whatta buncha loons.

    Think they should have a crack at colonization first?

    (Think about it. Mean, I know, but it's worth the effort sometimes. >) )

  8. Matthew 17

    indigenous peoples?

    Mr Spoon & his Wife?

  9. Pete mcQuail
    Alien

    Oh dear

    the Clangers lived on a small blue planet and not the moon.

    The real concern is the ejected blue cheese which could cause major disruption to global transport systems and severe confusion in the fromage producing regions of northern France

    Please do pay attention at the back.

  10. Dave Ross
    Happy

    Strange...

    I could have sworn it was Wednesday, not Friday :)

  11. HFoster
    Thumb Down

    Made from moon dust

    It's amazing how these mental cases barely have a half-hour of physics education between them.

    Made from stardust is far more apt: the sun is a second generation star (yes, I'm preaching to the choir here...), it and its system being made from the remnants of an older star which went nova.

    This is just proof of why sensible people shouldn't engage in arguments with idiots on the internet: they drag you down to their own deranged level and pummel you with experience.

  12. M. Burns Silver badge
    Boffin

    If I had a nickel...

    If I had a nickel for every spent stage that has hit the moon over the last 40 years, I'd be rich.

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Go

    Well.... technically ...

    They don't want to bomb it, they want to shoot it.

    Besides it's just like a meteor strike, I'd like to see the hippies petition against that.

    Never did like the Clangers anyway.

    Operation "Shoot for the Moon" is a GO!

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    dada evidently still not dead

    I'll just get my overcoat...

  15. LuMan
    Paris Hilton

    Her?

    The moon is female? How do we know?? Other than making itself TOTALLY noticeable every month that is*.

    Really, it's just a lump of rock. Let's use it as a big space dustbin and put all our rubbish on it. eventually Earth will get so light it'll escape the Sun's gravitational field, while the Moon will get so heavy it'll plummet into Earth. Job done.

    Paris, 'cos, well, heavenly bodies and all that...

    *Cue feminist flames.

  16. sandman

    Not surreal enough!

    There was just enough in the message to appeal to some conspiracy nuts. Can we please try and be a little more surreal please, otherwise the nutters will take it seriously. (Of course the missile could always go astray and hit the site where Apollo 11 supposedly landed, thereby obliterating the lack of evidence and covering up the original coverup). This conspiracy stuff is fun!

  17. ThaMossop
    WTF?

    Before it's too late

    When the Earth's space and resources are all but used up, the ozone layer is depleted, etc, and we ask ourselves why we didn't try and get humans settled on another planet...

    Well we wanted to communicate to and soothe the planets, didn't we?

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Black Helicopters

    Not content with

    fucking up Earth the Yanks are turning their attention to celestial bodies further afield over which their property rights are even more dubious than they are in, say, Iraq or Afghanistan. Hope they get their math hopelessly wrong and the thing drops on Kansas,

    I, for one, do not welcome the gun-slinging wannabe overlords.

    Fuck off.

  19. Tom_
    FAIL

    Stop it

    I'd like to see how they propose to actually stop the LCROSS mission at this stage, even with NASA's full compliance. Even if we had a Saturn 5 prepped and on the launch pad and the ability to fire it into LCROSS before it collides with the Moon, it'd still get there about three days too late.

    Some people.

  20. Henry 2
    Alien

    Hippy logic...

    Well, that's easy enough. Meteor strikes are natural, and therefore good. Slamming a rocket into the moon is done by human beings, and is therefore bad. Simple!

  21. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

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  22. frank ly Silver badge
    Stop

    @AC 14:19

    "...Never did like the Clangers anyway...."

    You'd like them even less if they retaliate. (Shudders at the thought of what the Soup Dragon could do if it was unleashed on us.)

  23. Anonymous John

    Nutters!

    No need for a comment. Plain text or HTML.

  24. TeeCee Gold badge
    Coat

    The could be idiots, or.....

    Of course it's entirely possible that they are surrealists and the purpose of this could merely be to wax their moustaches while having a good giggle at how many complete berks take them and their surreal petition seriously.

    "Chicago Surrealist Movement"? It's not like they didn't put a clue in there for the seriously hard of thinking. The only way it could have been more obvious is if they'd asked NASA not to chuck fish and apples at the moon as it could soften their watches.

    Mine's the one with the pipe in the pocket that isn't a pipe.

  25. Mike Richards Silver badge

    @ M Burns

    'If I had a nickel for every spent stage that has hit the moon over the last 40 years, I'd be rich.'

    You'd have about $3.50.

  26. Jimmy Floyd
    Alien

    Moon vs Sun? Cheese vs big, fuck-off explosion

    "...our closest and dearest celestial neighbor."

    Actually, although I've always held the moon in particularly high esteem and do profess a certain adoration (aw, shucks... I love that moon!) I would suggest that the sun might perhaps be a little dearer to our hearts purely for reasons of survival - regular tidal systems, NASA budgets and pretty night skies notwithstanding.

    I was wondering if AManFromMars had an opinion on preferred celestial bodies but, predictably, I haven't a clue what he's just said...

  27. Aaron Em

    So, TeeCee...

    ...what you're saying there is that they're basically Internet trolls?

    I mean, I'm sorry, maybe it's just because I am an uncultured rube. But there is a significant difference between "this is not a pipe" and the dumb shit we're discussing today -- "this is not a pipe" actually has a *point* to make: this is not a pipe, but a picture of a pipe; don't confuse the menu with the meal. I fail to see what similarly useful point exists in the ignorant garbage currently under discussion.

  28. Elmer Phud Silver badge
    FAIL

    Strip mining

    Bloody lazy it what it is.

    Why can' t NASA go for deep excavations to get at the cheese instead of ripping the surface apart? We'll have dangerous slag heaps of Tesco Value cheese and poor Martians bussed in to live in appaling conditions and mine the open cheese face.

    Exploitation of the masses!

  29. Coyote
    Coat

    @ LuMan

    The moon is considered female in just about every mythology for precisely that reason. The lunar cycle is almost exactly the same period as, well... some women even synch to it.

    Feminist flames that arising from said observation? Now that's amusing.

    ...mine's the fur (and claws, and teeth) that sprouts once a month.

  30. Jason DePriest
    WTF?

    I don't think we should be bombing the moon

    But not because of "indigenous" peoples or whatever, but because it doesn't belong to the US of A (where I was born and still live).

    What gives us the right to blow a hole in the moon? This is a piece of international real estate with a real possibility of being colonized within the next century.

    And here we go launching rockets at it and beating it up.

    The fact that NASA hasn't had to talk to any other countries with a stake (such as China, India, etc) is pretty sad.

    It is like they are saying, "We can get there first, so we get to do whatever the hell we want."

    It is arrogance.

  31. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Bomb the moon

    I bet if somebody set up a petition demanding that we bomb the moon it would get more signatures.

  32. Stevie Silver badge

    Bah!

    Think of the badgers, man! The vacuum-breathing, rock-eating, Moon-indigenous Space Badgers.

  33. northern monkey
    Thumb Down

    Whilst these people may be nuts...

    ..their rantings do pose an interesting question - should we not start any colonisation of the moon somewhat better than our planet-destroying colonisation of Earth? That would include not shooting chunks out of it - I'm sure there's a less destructive way of testing for water, etc, on the moon but they've obviously gone with the 'meh, no-one lives there so lets just blow a chunk out of it' approach.

  34. Anonymous Coward
    IT Angle

    Yeah....

    I think a large pinch of fairy dust should have been introduced to the olfactory organ before typing this news story.

  35. Sillyfellow
    Welcome

    nice one !!

    at least you now know something new about the shady plans, behavior and attitudes of NASA et al.

    :?)

  36. baldusi

    I'm a bit ridiculous, so I'll make a logical argument.

    This can't really be any kind of test, since the moon has a different gravity, lacks any atmosphere and has no Magnetosphere. Why is this important? Because the orbit used to crash the expended rocket, would result in it's utter evaporation on contact with the Earth's atmosphere. For Earth you would have to have a different system with a much more controlled angle of attack, an autonomous system capable of surviving the passage through the Van Allen magnetic belt and with aerodynamic command, like a transcontinental missile, thank you very much.

  37. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    Mmmm... cheese

    Let's all go to the moon and hug a moon tree, lie under the earth-light and look at the twinkling stars, and if time allows, go to a local moon seashore and tan under the light of the noon-day sun.

  38. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    There it is!

    Now that the Yanks have bombed the moon will most of them know where it is?

    Mine's the one with the map in the pocket...

    Anonymous because my house is on a map.

  39. Juillen 1

    Interesting bit..

    About them not wanting the moon to suffer alone, and they wanted to make sure that didnt' happen.. Easy solution, we'll bomb them at the same time.. Voila, they have their wish!

  40. TeeCee Gold badge
    Alert

    @Aaron Em

    Not trolls, artists.

    The pipe reference was deliberate, it's the same thing. Using something that at first glance seems like an idiotic nonsense to provoke a reaction and/or thought. The pipe picture is just that, a fairly ordinary picture of a pipe and the words are just words. The actual art occurs in the mind of the viewer. Thus in this case, the content of the "petition" is in itself unimportant bar its provocative nature. It's the effect on those seeing it, from sycophantic agreement to abuse from those that "know better" and all points between that's the clever bit.

    I'll freely admit that I could be reading too much into what they call themselves and they may well just be a bunch of perfectly ordinary utter loons, but you never know.

  41. Aron
    Grenade

    Count my vote!

    John Kerry will testify to Congress that the imperialist white protestant US military are raping Moonian babies and beheading Lunar women! Al Gore will testify we are ruining the lunar atmosphere with our nitrogen and hydrogen rockets pollution! This is without question, the debate is over, scientists and Hollywood celebrites have formed a consensus. There will be regulation and more taxes to help starving Moonian children!

  42. greenstar
    Flame

    Gravitational Concerns

    The moons surface is regularly hit by meteors and to date, there hasn't been one significant enough to alter it's rotation but what if a perfectly placed bomb can do what no meteor can?NASA will not just be sending an object to the moon with the resulting force of a collision. It will be sending a device that not only collides but "explodes" at ground level. The laws, constraints and physics that apply to Earth don't necessarily apply to the moon. Even the slightest, most temporary alteration of the moons path could have devastating ramifications for us. This could be the biggest "Ooooops" of all time but there won't be a human alive to utter the word.

  43. Anonymous Coward
    Grenade

    give me a break

    For goodness sake!!!!! Treehuggers need get over it. This is the most rediculous petition ever. Why don't they go to the moon and tie themselves to a big rock with a sign that reads: "hell no we won't go." No wonder everything is going down the toilet,Treehuggers!

  44. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Why the moon will never have any military significance.

    Picture the scene: it's Defcon 5, the top brass have all gathered in the war room under Cheyenne mountain. A solemn faced aide brings in a note.

    Brass1: Gentlemen, I'm afraid it's true. This message confirms it; the Soviets have launched a massive nuclear strike against continental USA.

    Brass2: Thank God we set up a military base on the moon! We'll rain unstoppable nuclear death down on them from space! Quick, launch all the warheads.

    Aide: <relaying the order> Missiles away sir. Estimated time to target <pause, listens>.... about three and a half days.

    Brass2: How soon did you say those Soviet missiles were going to be here?

    Aide: Four minutes, sir.

    Brass2: Oh...... <twiddles thumbs> ....... Anyone for a soft-boiled egg?

    PS: And yep. All the killjoys here just don't "get" surrealism and magic, neither what they're for nor how they work. I thought it was pretty good myself.

  45. John Savard Silver badge

    Possibility

    Could it not be that the surrealists who were responsible for this petition are, perhaps, not making a serious protest against what they (very mistakenly!) see as a serious danger, but are instead making a jest? The political jests do exist; for example, there is in Canada the Rhinoceros party.

  46. hangeron
    Pint

    send up the dumpsters

    we'd better get the dumpsters up there pronto. maybe the clangers will help!

  47. Anonymous Coward
    FAIL

    Where I come from, the word Surrealist would be a clue

    The reg punked?

  48. Maty

    Please. please tell me they are serious

    The world needs more full-scale nuts to outflank the semi-nutcases on their loony side. And some of the writing is priceless

    'We as surrealists or lunatics or astrologers or naturalists or anarcho-primitivists or Greens or werewolves or pagans or psychics or UFO groupies or other concerned members of the general public ...'

    There are members of the concerned general public who are not werewolves, pagans or anarcho-primitives? Gosh!

  49. RTNavy
    Pint

    Time Machine

    Didn't this happen in the updated H.G. Wells' Time Machine? Blew a hole in the moon, shifted its orbit and destroyed civilization as we knew it on earth?

    Where is the Vogon Destruction fleet when you need it!

    Save your towels, and peanuts you'll need em.

  50. Fatman Silver badge
    WTF?

    Chicago Surrealist Movement - a bunch of f***tards

    I suspect that somebody forgot to take their meds, and made the mistake of taking some DRUGS!

    The previous poster quoting Kirk:

    "Oh, him? He's harmless. Part of the free speech movement at Berkeley in the sixties. I think he did a little too much LDS"

    got it right on the money!

    Those poor bastards, thought illegal drugs were safe.

    The asylum waits.

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