How about "ad misplaced to miss target audience, 99.99999999% of humanity gets on with its life" for a title?
Back when I was in college, anti-apartheid demonstrations were happening a lot on college campuses. A friend at the student newspaper (you do remember newspapers, right?) had to write a story on how 300 people showed up to one. I suggested "32,700 students find something better to do on a Friday afternoon than mindlessly chant slogans at politicians on the other side of the globe".
Oddly enough, his editor didn't like my idea.