a role for Paris?
To cap a triumphant week at the El Reg elite headline-writing bureau, we're delighted to report today that Mel Gibson will star alongside Jodie Foster in The Beaver - the improbable tale of "a depressed man who finds solace in wearing a beaver hand-puppet". According to Variety, Ms Foster will direct the movie, as well as …
Of course there's an IT impact.
Its going to be a CGI Beaver.
Thus Mel will be able to flex his fingers during filming, secure in the knowledge that whatever gestures are made they will be covered up by some hot furry beaver.
You see .. us Brits can get away with saying Beaver and not burst into hysterical giggles unlike you lot. We'll just have to snatch away all those naughty abuses of words.
I'm just so overflowing with potential comments (mostly of a fairly tawdry nature, I'm afraid) that I don't know where to start and have ended up being lost for words.
But it's good to see La Moderatrix finally getting a holiday. I was beginning to think you'd chained her to her desk.
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