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A Israeli variety show presenter was yesterday cuffed for allegedly responding to TV executives' rejection of his show ideas by having them beaten up. Dudu Topaz, 62, is according to the BBC one of the country's top names. But his star has of late been on the wane following the cancellation of his own show five years ago. …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Playmobil...

    .. or it didn't happen!

  2. Chris Thorpe

    Possible new reality show format?

    Dragons Den - Payback!

  3. Gareth
    Happy

    No Monkey Tennis...

    for the Israeli viewing public, then.

  4. Aaron Gilliland
    Coat

    He's in deep Dudu

    Could I be an Israeli TV star?

  5. Pete James

    Would you like me to strip for you?

    It's all a bit Alan Partridge......

  6. D
    Paris Hilton

    I'd watch him devotedly

    just on the off-chance that he was going to beat the crap out of someone on air. Get rid of Ant and Dec and bring on Dudu Topaz to boost those viewing figures.

    Paris has a "hands-on" approach to staying famous.

  7. E

    Par for the Israeli course

    This guy ought to join Likud or the IDF.

  8. Nebulo
    Happy

    Ha!

    Sounds like he's in training for the International Zionist Illuminati World Domination project (as detailed on so many other sites).

    The only good Topaz is William Topaz McGonagall.

  9. Dave Morris
    Joke

    Damn the media...

    ... it's all controlled by the Jews, you know.

  10. Martin Lyne
    Boffin

    Dudu Topaz

    Dudu Topaz. Seriously?

    Could they sound like a scatological porn star more if they tried?

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    Solution:

    He can marry Naomi Campbell and the mindless maladjusted twits can live happily ever after... until they kill or maim each other.

  12. Dave
    Pirate

    Israel's got Talent?

    Send him along to see Simon Cowell

  13. Alistair

    Eurovulsion

    It seems a shame they are no longer allowed in the contest.

  14. Yorkshirepudding
    Coat

    Oy Vey

    maybe he needs to take a page out of krusty the clowns book the schliemiel

    mines the one with the krusty brand imitation beef sandwich

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