Not the first
Haven't MacDonalds been doing this for years, according to urban myth?
The chaps out there who were wondering just how to give the missus a special treat this Xmas might consider a tasty alternative to taking her up the Oxo Tower - a glossy book of semen-based recipes: Screengrab of Natural Harvest on Lulu's website As the blurb rightly points out, semen is "inexpensive to produce and is …
I find this a bit difficult to believe. Are we talking a sweetener or flavour enhancer here, as in to be used sparingly like a herb ? Coz I like a bit of trifle at xmas, and even if I started now I doubt I'd produce the full order in time... Chances are by next week I'd be half blind and with palms as red as Gary Glitter's at a school play.
Still, it's a good way to hoodwink the missus (or other as appropriate etc) into trying it out. Once she's wolfed down the blancmange, you can hit her with "see, I told you it wasn't as bad as you made out !!!" and from there on, no further complaints :)
Is it vegetarian?
Obviously, it's not vegan, but the most common form of real vegetarianism allows for things that can be extracted from animals without killing or maiming them - primarily eggs and milk, so my bet is that this is ok too!
Someone beat me to the Paris jokes, but I still needed a ? icon
I watched a TV show once about odd couples. This woman made her blokey shower with his doings tied-up in a plastic bag. Apparently she liked it stinky. Dirty cow. I'll bet she's a Stilton eater...
Whatever next? Flem stew? Winnet and cinnamon shortbread?
There was also a story not to long ago when computers on a train spotted a blokey in a field eating a horse. Well, to more more specific he was eating a certain part of said horse.
Perhaps he was on a survival weekend? People don't milk horses for fun, do they? Survival in rural Hampshire with ex-SAS trooper Andy McNab... and in this episode, Andy milks a horse for protein...
Shouldn't this book be banned under El Gov's new bad porn laws?
Jobs, cause I'll bet he's given a few
"Wank into a bowl,
add 2 eggs
and some flour.
Then beat it as hard as you can, again"
Eww, you would have to make sure you are not doing it near anything hot like an oven.
Also make sure you dont buy this book for single women otherwise she will be knocking on the neighbours door Not-for-a-cup-of-sugar or heading on over to the sperm bank.
"There was also a story not to long ago when computers on a train spotted a blokey in a field eating a horse. Well, to more more specific he was eating a certain part of said horse."
you have a one track mind.... surely you mean commuters....
mines the one with the Gordon Ramsey book in the pocket !
It looks like this book is for real (or a really really elaborate net-hoax).
MAN MADE OYSTERS
Oysters are so beautiful, it is a shame to throw away the shells after just one meal. Resavour the feeling of a silky succulent oyster slipping down your throat by using the shells as semen serving dishes.
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