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A human rights lawsuit filed on behalf of prominent US government agencies - including the Central Intelligence Agency and the Guantanamo Bay Naval Base - has been filed in a European Court. The lawsuit, which plaintiffs also sent to Foreign Minister David Miliband - asks that British websites cease engaging in "cruel, unusual …

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  1. michael

    hold on is it...

    *checks calander* yes it is...

  2. Jeroen Braamhaar
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    April Fools

    Nice one !

  3. Fred Thompson
    Happy

    I call!

    Come on, you can do better than this! :)

  4. rogueelement
    Happy

    Fools!

    How foolish

  5. Sven

    Happened to me too

    I arrived at Heathrow and they asked me to see my mobile phone. I showed them and they started laughing and pointing saying "look at that guy, not even a iPhone".

    Terrible, just terrible

  6. Samson Chan
    Happy

    Breakfast

    I almost died choking on my breakfast reading that article!

    Upon reading the title, I smirked thinking "Pot, Kettle, black?", but I could not stop laughing, and spilling the cereal when I read it!

    Kudos to the last paragraph, as well... simply the best :D

  7. Anonymous Coward
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    Happy april

    better than the penguins on the BBC

  8. Andraž Levstik

    Tehehe

    ROFL good done

  9. Chad H.
    Happy

    Nice

    happy April 1 el reg.

  10. Aubry Thonon

    Ahhh, yes....

    This would, of course, be a follow on to the (failed) attempt at getting the Eurovision Song Contest classified as "cruel and unusual" punishment.

    April 1, how we've missed you!

  11. Les Matthew
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    /me checks date

    and avoids the anal probe. :P

  12. David Griffiths
    Happy

    Not as good as previous Reg April Fools..

    Well, I think :)

  13. Richard
    Paris Hilton

    Cruel and unusual

    Heh - typical Yank idiocy, but then what do you expect with a president who can't spell 'Guantemanomo' without the aid of My First World Dictionary, eh?

    They're even giving this technique a name: Billboarding

  14. tony trolle
    Happy

    what ?

    did I miss something or is "amanfrommars" writing for the "The Register" . its 12:18 after a nice poker night and did not make any sense of that or I am I looking at a parallel world version of the reg and the rest of the WWW. is there some IP geo locator running looking for poor CIA men to interrogate. Would be nice if true :-)

  15. Michael
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    come on guys

    Americans who don't think flash improves a website? Seriously?

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    Anne L Proeb

    hmmm

    i'm sure i've got one or two of those videos you did at college

    sad to see you've dropped out of a nice respectable porn career

    to become a journo

    neb

  17. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Document on the court's website

    Makes and interesting read and also refers to violation of right to privacy

  18. Harvey Trowell
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    Most informative, thanks.

    But I think we've reached the limit of what Anne L Proeb (-ing) can teach us.

  19. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    Arf, arf

    That's the best by-line I've seen today.

  20. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    in the words of MrT...

    I aint no Fool...

    just a bit too obvious... 5/10

  21. James

    Outrageous!

    Oh...it's April 1st, isn't it? Ho ho! Well done lads and lassie's....it was almost a bit too subtle for a thicko like me.

  22. John Murgatroyd

    Up Yours ?

    That's what I like about all ANNE L PROEBS articles, they get you where other articles just don't go.

  23. Christoph Hechl
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    Violation by flash site

    That actually was pure torture when i was forced to browse via ISDN. I still deeply despise Flash for a number of reasons and totally support the move to have that banned.

    Of course browsing forums for useful information is still much more of a pain in the butt.

  24. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Ya got me.

    Looks like I am the first to own up to being an April fool.

    Paris? Because she is a lot smarter than me.

  25. neil hanvey
    Happy

    anal probe

    you gotta love that name :)

  26. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    Satirical Pots & Kettles or just April 1st?

    They're obviously referring to the new "improved" mortgage application process from some of the banks. SPeaking of which, gotta go - my cavity search and 1hr session on the rack is scheduled for this morning.

  27. Uai Zass

    Not upto Reg standards

    Lacks bite; worse yet: not believable.

  28. technos
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    What, couldn't schedule one ahead of time?

    By god, I've been waiting seven hours for a suitable April Fools to appear.

    The Register has disappointed me before, when they lost any semblance of journalistic principles, but this takes the cake!

  29. Mike Plunkett
    Paris Hilton

    Bravo!

    Not so much for the article as the byline. Best. Pseudonym. Ever :-)

    Paris Hilton because I'd like to... no, perhaps best not to got there.

  30. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    They have got a cheek

    If anyone is first in heavy handed interrogation, is the yanks. Look at the various banshee warbling sirens they foist upon us - like April Levine. Talk about 'Sigh'ops.

  31. Kevin Eastman
    Black Helicopters

    CIA = AF

    Sounds like something the CIA would do. Why just last week, er what's that, what do you mean look at the calendar... oh, nevermind.

  32. Peter Sheil

    Outrageous!

    Maybe you should send them copies of TheRegister stories to make their days complete ... we'll help with a fighting fund when the litigation is directed towards you ... honest we will.

  33. Jamie
    Linux

    Truly Amazing

    Is this an April fools prank, or did someone get up on the wrong side of the bed.

  34. Nathan L. Reynolds
    Happy

    Is it that day already?

    And I'm only just recovering form getting 'pinch-punched' this morning.

  35. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    Cruel and Inhumane Amusement?

    Oh, but we can wish it were true!

  36. Paul
    Joke

    I call it!

    April Fool...

    If only it were true.

    Not very clever though, but better than the BBCs flying penguins.

  37. MaxCope
    Coat

    Damn them, they've discovered our tactics!!

    LOL- love the April Fools ;) - Or is it.......

    yes, mines the long black leather one...

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  39. Steve Kay

    Chortle

    Anne L Proeb? Must be those damn rainbows - I hate those things.

  40. Al

    About time too.

    As any fule kno, sites such as this have a duty of care towards the less-able visitors - such as Americans. Bomabarding those less gifted with complex questions and a barrage of colours and shapes will only cause them to express their insecurities through inappropriate actions.

  41. Michael Philbey
    Happy

    April Fool

    I smell a joke here. Not a bvery good one either

  42. David Buckley
    Paris Hilton

    oh dear lord...

    so it's started then

    ..paris...well she has no clue either

  43. Klaus
    Alert

    April Fools

    This is an April Fool's article,,, right?

  44. Stephen
    Paris Hilton

    Whats the date?

    Cheers El Reg, good April fools

    Paris because, well she appreciates being interrogated.

  45. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    april fools.......i hope

    hello pot, meet mr kettle

  46. W
    Joke

    For once there's a justification to NOT use the Paris icon.

    Dear Reg,

    Got it in one. Nice try. For once there's a justification to not use the Paris icon.

    Yours sincerely,

    Oolla Frip

  47. Rob
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    Nice April Fool

    Especially as El Reg is one of the worst offenders...

  48. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Yaaay

    Took me 2 articles on my "hunt the april fools" endeavour before finding it. Jolly good show.

    Can only guess there's no PH-angle so as not to confuse...

  49. Andy
    Happy

    For clarification...

    Are we supposed to call 'April Fool' or just make some rant about the predictable hypocrisy of those crazy yankees?

  50. Omer Ozen

    hmmm

    <Checks the calendar> Yeah right!

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