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A Chinese website has reportedly posted the first sighting of Martian life in the form of a mysterious figure caught on camera by the Spirit rover: A closer look at the mystery Martian figure According to the Mail on Sunday, the sighting came after alien hunters spent "years" scouring NASA images for evidence of little green …

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  1. Paul Naylor

    Trick of the light

    It's obviously a shadow or some weird rock formation. The funniest reaction has to be the Daily Mail's precis of the photo. The headlines next week will be something along the lines of "House prices soar as priority housing given to Martians".

    And the Express will be "Madeleine McCann in Martian kidnapper / Princess Diana link"...

    If I'm wrong then, of course, I welcome our Martian Overlords...

  2. Ben Cross
    Go

    Little Green Men!!!

    Hey! i know martians are meant to be "green"...but where is the green colouring on that thing?

    looks more brown to me! - like its been a martian who hasn't washed for many a year.

  3. Smallbrainfield

    I looks a bit like the Copenhagen mermaid statue

    http://www.fantompoet.com/index.php?showimage=489

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    Its...

    The Virgin Mary!

    How long before NASA auctions it off to a casino via eBay?

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Alien

    it's....

    a tusken raider!

  6. Joey
    Alien

    That's not a figure...

    There is NO life on Mars and that is not a figure. It's just a statue of a woman beckoning!

  7. Paul F
    Alien

    Golly.

    And it must be related to Bigfoot and Nessie, since it's out of focus (always a guarantor of authenticity).

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  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    is it just me or....

    any one else think that this is just a effect of the rocks on the ridge and on the ground behind?

  10. Pete mcQuail
    Alien

    Pizza home delivery

    does work out there after all then.

  11. michael

    did I not see him

    on starwars?

  12. dek

    And another!

    Isn't that a peeping tom type figure in the upper left?

  13. Chris Miller
    Alien

    Repeat after me:

    Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Comment on ‘Spirit discovers life on Mars’

    It's a Jawa...

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Mars *is* Tatooine

    Clearly, this photo shows a Tusken raider lurking about the surface of Mars.

  16. Carl

    Mars or Tattooine?

    Looks like a Tusken Raider to me.

  17. Matt
    Alien

    where are the Hendersons?

    looks like bigfoot is loose on mars....

  18. Andrew
    Thumb Down

    One word.

    Pareidolia.

  19. Harvey Trowell
    Coat

    The Little Marsmaid

    Looks a bit like that statue in Copenhagen, I wonder if it's a copy.

    Actually, looks a bit more like a rock shaped a bit like the above, but then "Spirit discovers rock on Mars" isn't much of a headline, is it?

    I'll get my coat, the title was a shocker and I'll be lucky not to be court-martianed. I'll get my other coat too.

  20. Johnny FireBlade
    Thumb Up

    They're having a laugh...

    Such speculation is worthy of Ian Hislop himself! That's funny! ROFL!

  21. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    @David

    It is just you.

  22. Dennis
    Black Helicopters

    Looking in the wrong place

    Damn. We've all been looking in the wrong place. It's not Area 51. The Martians have visited Copenhagen and tried to copy the Little Mermaid statue.

  23. Peter Darby
    Alien

    Jawa or Tusken raider?

    YOU be the judge!

  24. Senor Beavis
    Paris Hilton

    It's...

    Paris Hilton

  25. Chris Jones-Gill
    Alien

    It's not SandPeople, but we are meant to think they are

    No Gaffi sticks or bantha tracks, only imperial stormtroopers are so precise ;-)

    Or on a more musical note...

    The chances of anything coming from Mars,

    Are a million to one they said,

    The chances of anything coming from Mars,

    Are a million to one, but still they come.

  26. jai
    Coat

    tusken raider

    it's definately a Sandperson - Jawa's wear much darker clothing.

    Spirit needs to be careful though "Sandpeople always ride single file to hide their strength and numbers."

    i'm off to the Tarshi station to pick up some power converters.....

  27. Andrew
    Happy

    @ Chris Jones-Gill

    Dee-dee-doo.... doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo...

    Dee-dee-doo.... doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo...

  28. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    amanfrommars

    He has been posting on the Reg for ages

  29. b166er

    Well done the author

    for providing all necessary links and materials.

    I reckon it's the petrified remains of the knight of the First Crusade from Indiana Jones; The Last Crusade.

    Interesting

  30. Anonymous Coward
    Alien

    You...

    ...ain't seen me, right?

  31. Geoff Webber

    what next

    Black helicopters !

  32. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    That'll be a siren then

    Obviously just flown in from Titan, which is why we didn't spot it before.

  33. Skaplanet
    Happy

    Pose ?

    Looks like Marvin The Martian is the

    Happyner in the most unusual "Brenting" location winhttp://www.theregister.co.uk/Design/graphics/icons/comment/happy_32.png

  34. MG

    Phew, they're only 3 inches tall.

    Nice to know we could fend off an invasion with a couple of hungry cats.

  35. Andy Taylor

    Was it a prank by the same person....

    ...who placed this small pink dinosaur?

    http://www.geonet.org.nz/images/volcano/volcams/whiteisland/whiteis.jpg

  36. Les Matthew
    Thumb Up

    Re: amanfromMars

    But not recently from what I've seen.

    Now we know why. ;)

  37. Torben Mogensen

    If you look long enough...

    ... at eroded rocks, you will eventually find one that looks interesting (for suitable definitions of "interesting").

    Given these sad "alien hunters" have apparently spent man years on this stuff, it is a wonder they haven't found anything sooner.

    But, really, it is probably just the flash-frozen remains of a member of a top-secret failed manned mission to Mars. :-)

  38. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    it's patterson's bigfoot!!

    http://paranormal.about.com/library/blclassic_patterson_bigfoot.htm

    that thing pops up pretty much anywhere.

  39. Dan
    Happy

    You're all wrong

    I think you'll find it is amanfrommars - note the lack of complete gibberish in this thread? That's because he has nipped home for a holiday.

  40. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    Ewok!

    It's not a Jawa, or a Tusken raider, it's a stranded Ewok!

  41. Paul
    Coat

    Poor security

    They are producing these images on the same set that the so called Moon landing was created on. There must be plenty of places on this planet with this type of terrain. Use of a colour filter rather than the Black and White images from the 'Moon' now make it look like Mars.

    Somebody obviously got through the security perimeter and ended up in shot.

    Mine is the foil hat, thanks. Taxi!

  42. Craig

    of course

    if you look closely enough you can clearly see the rock woman snaking on a crisps bearing an image of Christ.

  43. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Aha! Bin Laden

    I knew the bearded cnut must be somewhere..

    So do I get a reward for pointing out where to send the missiles?

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  45. Anonymous Coward
    Boffin

    It's Lord Voldermoort!!!

    You can clearly see Nagini beneath him.

  46. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    Not very PC, but...

    So I guess the second shock revelation is that at least some of these Martians are gay? (see the "I'm a little tea-pot thing" with going on with its wrist). I know it's not interplanetarily politically correct, but someone had to say it...

  47. Andrew Campbell
    Alien

    Burton R.

    <voice type="Richard Burton">No one would have suspected that we were being viewed from mars, like insects under a microscope.</voice>

  48. Lloyd
    Thumb Up

    It's quite simple

    Send the rover back there and wait, after all:

    "Sand-people scare easily but will soon be back in greater numbers"

  49. Edward Pearson

    Obvious.

    Its a rock formation and a shadow, or maybe its santa holding a bag of ferrets, fuck knows.

  50. theotherone
    Alien

    isn't that

    Al Gore....?

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