Reminds me of one I heard a while back
So this dog goes into a Post Office (Well, we have to assume he finds one of the few left) and asks to send a telegram.
"What you you want to say?" asks the clerk.
"Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof, Wooooooof, Woof, " says the dog
"Do you realise you could send five more words for the same money?" asks the clerk.
"Yes," replies the dog, but it'd make bugger all sense."
Coat going on even as you groan