The Hon Barbara G Parasite, MP for North Anthill (Lab): Mr Thomas, the Committee would like to ask you a simple question. Why are we so shit?
Information Commissioner Richard Thomas: I honestly don't know why you're so shit. That is beyond my knowledge.
Barbara G Parasite: Can you explain how you don't know why we're so shit?
Richard Thomas: I do not have explanation for the Committee as to why you are so shit, nor as to why we can't explain why you're so shit.
Barbara G Parasite: Mr Thomas, do you honestly expect us to believe...
(continues for 3 hours)
The Hon John Q Pieworthy, MP for South Loony-Up-The-Cream-Bun-And-Jam (Lab): If I may interject, I believe it's time for lunch. If we hurry we can fit in four pints before the debate on extending control orders.
All: Hear hear!